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Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
August 23, 2017
Party like it’s 1992.
Yeah, Nintendo, we get it.
Modern games suck.
They’re all about trannies and Black WW1 veterans nowadays.
You don’t have to pour salt in that wound by releasing nostalgia consoles every few years, re-releasing all the good games from the past for us to buy over and over again.
But for Christ’s sake, if you do, why don’t you make enough of them?
Numerous retailers in the United States have brought their SNES Classic Edition pre-orders online today, only for them to sell out right away. GameStop is among those offering pre-orders right now, but you may have to head into a store to secure one.
No consolu foru zu gaijin, huehuehue!
As of this writing, GameStop’s website is completely offline, no doubt as it’s hammered by people refreshing in the hopes of pre-ordering a system. (It’s now redirecting visitors to the website of ThinkGeek, which GameStop owns, and not offering any easy way to refresh GameStop’s homepage.) But it’s also announced on Twitter that it will be taking orders in its physical stores. Given the limited quantities that are sure to be available, however, you still may not have any luck that way. Several stores we checked with were unsure of how many units they would receive and, as a result, said they were not yet taking pre-orders.
Who even needs these stupid things? I was playing emulated SNES games on my PC like, 20 years ago (only with cartridges that I owned, of course…).
These days, you can play SNES games on your phone, tablet, Android TV, laptop, Wii, Raspberry Pi, and probably a million other platforms.
They even sell usb SNES controllers you can plug into… everything.
By the way, many of those reading are probably too young to have played SNES games, so I should mention that you definitely should.
Some of those games were freaking amazing. And the graphics have aged much better than the early 3D games, which look like crap today.
But to think these Japs are conspiring to try and make you wait in line for days in order to get one of these rare SNES minis, smdh.
Such a diabolical plan could only be hatched in the minds of the devious, perverted Japanese.
