Pomidor Quixote
Daily Stormer
February 24, 2019

Sarah Toth

Women are making a lot of money by recording themselves making mouth sounds and uploading that to YouTube. They don’t even have to show bobs and vagene.

That’s how thirsty modern men are… but we can turn that into a win.

We can profit from this.

The Sun:

SOME describe the feeling as a gentle tingling that starts from the head and runs quickly down the spine.

It’s triggered by any number of sights and sounds, from watching someone brush their hair, to hearing a lick or kissing sound in your ear.

But ASMR, or Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, is far more than just a feeling.

An online community of millions has sprung up on YouTube, with fans chasing their next ASMR rush turning to a small group of stars who post new videos every week.

In the clips, ASMR “artists” – often women wearing skimpy clothes – make sensual sounds into a microphone in a bid to give bated viewers that coveted tingle, described by some as a “brain orgasm”.

Some make videos full time, racking up hundreds of thousands of views per clip and even selling branded T-shirts for £30 a pop.

Sarah Toth, a 27-year-old ASMR artist based in the United States, has been making ASMR videos for four years.

Through YouTube and various other online ASMR ventures, she says she makes “six figures” – at least $100,000, or £77,000, per year.

This is more than enough to support her two children, as well as her husband, who doesn’t work.

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The Pennsylvania resident regularly posts videos to her channel Karuna Satori, which boasts more than 630,000 subscribers.

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Sarah posts clips in which she kisses or licks the camera and microphone, often whispering sensually as she does it.

One of her most popular videos shows her licking and nibbling her husband’s ear for 12 straight minutes. It has been viewed 1.7million times.

Yet the YouTube star insists that ASMR is not sexual.

“ASMR is a tingly feeling, it’s not sexual at all. It’s more of a healing feeling than a sex thing.

“You can make anything sexual if you want to. Some people sexualise it, but they just want the money and views.”

Holly, a 28-year-old ASMR artist based in the UK, agrees.

She also posts unusual ear-focussed videos, but hers involve a microphone shaped like a pair of lugs.

Holly, ASMR “artist”

The London resident makes a five figure salary recording herself chewing the gadgets, as well as making kissing and lip-smacking sounds.

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According to Sarah, her recordings give people a feeling of closeness that reminds them of their younger days.

“People are whispering, getting up close and personal. It’s intimate,” she said.

“A lot of it reverts back to childhood – things that made your relaxed as a kid can trigger that feeling now.

“We mean no harm, we want to help people and nothing more.”

Okay, this is serious business now.

I’m not going to go into the absurdity of it all. We’re living in Clown World and we know it, so let’s talk about what we can do with all these clowns to advance our cause in some kind of judo move that will make the most out of modern insanity.

If you’re a Daily Stormer front-hole reader

This is your chance of proving white women can be useful for the cause despite not being caged and forced into pregnancy.

Don’t start with bullshit excuses. There is no excuse. If you have a smartphone that can capture video with audio, you have everything you need. You can buy better equipment such as microphones and dedicated video cameras after you’ve made some money and subscribers.

You’re going to make money doing ASMR videos, you’re going to give a good part of it to the Daily Stormer, and you’re going to give the rest to your husband, and you’re going to start doing all of that in early March.

Prepare yourself accordingly.

Do it for them.