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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 25, 2016
The world was shocked and terrified today at revelations that a man with this face has sex with women.
The entire world was shocked today to find out that Cruzman Sachs, an illegal Cuban immigrant best known for being a shill for the Jew bankster conspiracy, has sex with women. Previously, it had been assumed that he was a homosexual, or involved in something weirder, such as bestiality.
The Cuban is presently running for President under the slogan of “Make Israel Great Again.”
The Melania ad started with @tedcruz and we have no doubt! Ted is a real liar! @heidicruz #CruzSexScandal pic.twitter.com/9JCiVlBpgq
— Campaign Trump (@Campaign_Trump) March 25, 2016
The National Enquirer article exposing that he has had multiple affairs with real-life women was based on the research of Trump’s friend, confident and former campaign chief Roger Stone, and Tedman has accused it of being a pro-White conspiracy by Donald Trump to subvert his own joint wetback-Jew conspiracy to take over America.
This is probably the end of Cruzman’s campaign.
Though to be fair, I’ve been predicting that for a while. These evangelical cuckolds just continue to support him no matter what type of sick crap he does because he quote Bible versus and talks about abortion and this makes them feel warm inside, due to their primitive, feminine nature.
Ted Cruz accused “Donald Trump and his henchmen” of spreading lies about his personal life in a story that appeared in the National Enquirer supermarket tabloid on Wednesday.
The story marked the latest in a back and forth between Cruz and Trump where the Republican frontrunner has repeatedly tweeted about the Texas senator’s wife and the tone of the race for the White House has plunged to new depths.
In the Friday press conference after a campaign event in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, Cruz used his most heated language yet, saying of his rival “Donald may be a rodent but I have no desire to copulate with him” while also accusing Trump of “peddl[ing] sleaze and slime”.
The result is that Cruz, who long called Trump a friend and insisted he would support the Republican nominee in November, started to back away from that pledge.
“I do not make a habit out of supporting people who attack my wife and attack my family,” he told reporters.
In a Facebook post, Cruz made clear that he held the Trump campaign directly responsible for the story. “For Donald J Trump to enlist his friends at the National Enquirer and his political henchmen to do his bidding shows you that there is no low Donald won’t go,” wrote Cruz.
The unsourced story recycled gossip without any evidence that Cruz, a married father of two, had been involved in a series of extramarital affairs.
Asked by the Guardian if the campaign had any comment on the allegations from Cruz that Trump was responsible for the National Enquirer story, spokeswoman Hope Hicks said: “There is absolutely no truth to that.”
I don’t think anyone would really blame Cruzman for banging sluts, given that his wife is so disgusting. Except that his only supporters, evangelical Israel doom cult retards, probably do have a probably with having sex with sluts because your wife is so ugly, with a face that looks like it’s permanently smeared with mashed potatoes.
For the record, it doesn’t actually look like Trump is responsible. Or at least the media is saying he isn’t. Which could mean several different things, I guess.
Maybe Donald Trump isn’t behind the Ted Cruz “sex scandal” story leak to the National Enquirer after all.
According to The Daily Beast, “for months and months, anti-Cruz operatives have pitched a variety of #CruzSexScandal stories to a host of prominent national publications.”
One such outlet was Breitbart News, which was shown “a compilation video of Cruz and a woman other than his wife coming out of the Capitol Grille restaurant and a hotel on Tuesdays and Thursdays,” a source inside the publication told The Daily Beast. (Leave it to a politician to keep a standardized booty call schedule.)
The Breibart source confirmed that they’d received the video from “a Rubio ally,” but ultimately decided against running the story because, “There was no way to verify the claims.”
Trump is also saying he didn’t do it.
Cruz publicly denied cheating on his wife Heidi with five woman – described in the National Enquirer as including a ‘hot babe’ and a ‘$1,000 a night call girl’.
And he accused Donald Trump and his henchmen of being behind it saying his rival had acted to ‘enlist’ the Enquirer to spread a smear.
That prompted Trump to issue a lengthy statement denying being involved, but which said of the National Enquirer ‘they were right about O.J. Simpson, John Edwards and many others.’
‘I certainly hope they are not right about Lyin’ Ted Cruz,’ he said.
The extraordinary spectacle of the Christian conservative candidate defending the integrity of his marriage unfolded in the space of hours.
He first found himself facing extraordinary claims of five affairs when a story in the National Enquirer magazine became the subject of Washington gossip on Thursday night, and two women were named as potential mistresses by a Republican operative on Friday morning.
The Enquirer had never named the women with whom it accused Cruz of cheating on his wife Heidi.
Here’s Trump’s full statement on this great and hilarious drama scenario:
I kinda hope he did hire PIs to spy on Cruzman and expose his dirty Cuban dealings with these hookers and sluts. That’s the kind of straight trolling we need in a President.
But maybe Rubio did do it and has released the info both because he hates Ted Cruz and because he’s trying to get the VP slot.
Who knows.
All I know is:
LOL
