YES! Swedish Football Tournament Bans “Haram” Pork from Menu

At a time when most Europeans are forsaking their spiritual traditions in favor of atheism, Swedes are attempting to swim in the opposite direction.

We can learn a lot from these people, you know.

They understand the need to preserve their Islamic roots.

Voice of Europe:

For the participants of Sweden’s Gothia Cup there will be no pork on the menu. The organisers have chosen to customise their menu according to Islam’s order, and completely removed the forbidden meat, Fria Tider reports.

“Because we have many Muslims coming to the tournament we have chosen not to serve pork, so you do not need to report this as special food or an allergy,” the organisers wrote in an update on their website at the end of last year. Pork is forbidden in Islam and is called “Haram”.

C’mon, hajis at a football game?

Is that even a thing?

It just seems ridiculous, somehow, to imagine rows of bearded men in white dresses drinking non-alcoholic beverages and shouting “OOOOOHHH” when a negro striker misses a goal for the fifteenth time.

Then again, we’re talking about Swedes here. Swedes from the Horn of Africa, sure, but 100% genuine Swedes nonetheless.

So why wouldn’t they love football?

Or IKEA Sundays?

Or Swedish meatballs?

For the organisers, There’s nothing strange about its religiously adapted menu. When a journalist from the newspaper, Nyheter Idag, asked the tournament leader, Lena Rönnefors, why not just have an option for those who do not want to eat pork, she answered:

What is the question? What are you wondering about? We have no complaints on the menu, so it’s great.”

Behold, the towering eloquence of the common THOT.

How did Sweden even survive without these Aryan shield maidens at the helm?

Obviously, Ms. Rönnefors, no man is going to complain about the menu or else he’d have a live grenade thrown into his living room.

By a white Swedish woman.

Though having a choice between pork and non-pork meals is probably a bad idea anyway, since all it takes is one Moslem to accidentally eat the haram meal and… well…