You Can’t Stump the Trump Volume XXII (#CallBrussels)

Daily Stormer
March 25, 2016

Long thought to be dead, the Guac Merchant rises from the grave for one last attempt to Stump the Trump. Also, Local Nut Glenn Beck calls for a Mormon theocracy and Mr. Trump runs into Ben Shapiro, who has fallen on hard times since being fired from Breitbart. Trump is also heckled by the diabolical AIDS Skrillex for being a “fucking white male,” and spills the beans on Heidi Cruz, leaving Ted Cruz in disarray as his campaign begins to falls apart.