Zelensky Announces Plans to Draft 160,000 Meatbags to Throw in the Fire

Who knew there were even this many men left in the Ukraine?

BBC:

Ukraine is planning to draft another 160,000 troops into its military as Russia gains ground in the east.

Russia has been advancing in the eastern Donetsk region and on Tuesday said it had fully captured the mining town of Selydove.

It also comes amid reports that a number of North Korean troops have been deployed to Russia.

Ukraine’s military has been under severe pressure of late, in part due to Russia’s greater manpower and deeper resources.

There are plans to call up more than 160,000 people,” the secretary of Ukraine’s National Security Council, Oleksandr Lytvynenko, told parliament on Tuesday.

The AFP news agency reports the recruitment will take place over three months.

The announcement comes as Ukraine continues to commit personnel for its incursion in the Kursk region of Russia, which started in August.

I don’t think there are this many eligible men. They’re going to have to dip into the elderly and preteens.

We’ve all seen the videos of men being force conscripted for years now. They never stopped press-ganging. To find tens of thousands more, they’re going to have to get really creative.

It’s possible they could be ready to start drafting women, which would be hilarious.