Zelensky Loses His Phone in the Car in Berlin

During Zelensky’s ongoing (and potentially never-ending) world tour, he’s basically been behaving like a 40-year-old version of Joe Biden.

The man does not have it together.

Have you ever been sober and left your phone in a taxi? I’ve never done it drunk, but this is the middle of the day, this guy is going to meet the most powerful people in the world, and he can’t keep track of his cellphone?

RT:

Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky briefly left his cell phone in a car in Berlin on Sunday, before a police officer reunited him with it, German tabloid Bild has reported. Recently leaked documents suggested that the Ukrainian leader has already had his communications tapped.

Zelensky traveled by car to the German Chancellery on Sunday afternoon, where he held a meeting with Chancellor Olaf Scholz. Photos published by Bild showed that he was brought to a helicopter after the appointment, but left his cell phone behind in the car.

Immediately before the helicopter departed, a Federal Criminal Police officer spotted the device and rushed it to Zelensky.

So, he didn’t even notice it was gone. It sounds like a significant period of time went by.

Seriously – has this ever happened to you or anyone you know, if they were not absolutely blitzkrieged?

A normal person naturally pats their pocket at regular intervals to make sure their phone is there.

It is unclear, but unlikely, whether the phone was tampered with in the time that Zelensky was separated from it.

The momentary security blunder came at the end of a tightly choreographed visit to Germany. Arriving from Italy earlier in the day, the Ukrainian leader’s plane was escorted by two German fighter jets, while police shut down streets in Berlin to allow his motorcade, including multiple police cars and motorbikes, to pass.

Zelensky was given a secure satellite phone by US officials last March, CNN reported at the time.

After being given a special phone by the US, he was apparently shocked to find out the US was spying on him using the phone they gave him.

Or, actually, according to an interview last week with the Washington Post, he somehow was not aware of the massive Discord leaks that included, among other things, his personal communications. He started yelling at the reporter, asking where the information came from.

These leaks are weeks old, mind you.

Like, seriously – this guy is on the level of Joe Biden.

It makes sense that he’s responded to a stressful situation with heavy substance abuse. But it is also very ridiculous that we are all supposed to take this drug-addled goofball comedian in a green sweatshirt seriously as some kind of Tony Stark type figure, leading the Avengers against Thanos.

The real Tony Stark is drunk all the time and still manages to put on a suit and keep his shit together.