$35,000 Worth of Food Thrown Out After Woman Coughs on It as a Joke

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 27, 2020

Female humor is similar to Jew humor in that it is all just “peepee poopoo haha penis hahaha.”

Hey – funny joke, you stupid bitch.

NBC News:

A woman played a “twisted prank” at a Pennsylvania grocery store Wednesday by purposely coughing on about $35,000 worth of food, which had to be thrown out, the supermarket said.

“Today was a very challenging day,” Joe Fasula wrote on the Facebook page of the Gerrity’s supermarket chain, which he co-owns.

“A woman, who the police know to be a chronic problem in the community,” walked into the chain’s Hanover Township store and “proceeded to purposely cough on our fresh produce, and a small section of our bakery, meat case and grocery,” Fasula said. Authorities are working to get the woman tested for coronavirus, he said.

“While there is little doubt this woman was doing it as a very twisted prank … we had no choice but to throw out all product she came in contact with,” he said. “Working closely with the Hanover Township health inspector, we identified every area that she was in, we disposed of the product and thoroughly cleaned and disinfected everything.”

Fasula wrote that supermarket staff estimated the value of the food to be “well over $35,000.”

“I am also absolutely sick to my stomach about the loss of food,” Fasula wrote. “While it is always a shame when food is wasted, in these times when so many people are worried about the security of our food supply, it is even more disturbing.”

Fasula said his staff “did the best they could to get the woman out of the store as fast as possible” and get police on the scene. He added that the local district attorney’s office said it will pursue charges against the woman.

The Hanover Township Police Department confirmed in a statement that it is investigating the incident and that charges would be filed against the suspect, who underwent a mental health evaluation.

Granted, this was presumably a black woman, but this is representative of female humor generally.

This is why Amy Schumer is the only celebrated female comedian. Because what a woman thinks is funny – other than juvenile potty humor – is causing people problems in a sadistic manner. They do not have any other form of humor, and they get confused by actual humor, which is why I have at any time an army of women calling to shut down this website, a website which is actually funny.

Seriously, I get more problems from women than I do from the Jews.

Women also use humor to make themselves the center of attention, which is also why they laugh so loud at things that are not funny.

Women should be put in niqabs.

Just imagine how much better everyone’s life would be if we could go out in public without having to look at their stupid faces everywhere.