57-Year-Old Sarah Palin is Playing the Dating Scene, Hooking Up with Former Hockey Player

Boomers man, I just…

Can you imagine being in your 50s and 60s and going on dates? Having sexual affairs? When you’re a grandparent?

What the heck is wrong with these people?

You’re not teenagers anymore. Get over it. This is not the normal development of a human life.

New York Post:

Juneau who Sarah Palin is secretly hooking up with? We do.

Spies say that the one-time VP hopeful, 57, has been playing tonsil hockey with Rangers great Ron Duguay, 64.

After Palin made headlines for going out to dinner in the city after testing positive for COVID-19, those in the know pointed out to us that her dinner companion in the incriminating shots was none other than sticks star Duguay — and we’re told that they’ve been Zamboning since late last year.

Of course, Palin’s high school sweetheart Todd filed for divorce from the former governor of Alaska in August 2019 after 31 years of marriage. They have five children, including former “Dancing With the Stars” contestant Bristol.

Her new man, meanwhile, was most recently married to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue model Kim Alexis. They divorced in 2016.

Duguay also dated Farrah Fawcett briefly in the early 1980s — and has claimed that the “Charlie’s Angels” star (and, ahem, Page Six) got him traded from the Rangers.

And it’s still the 1980s for him.

It will always been the 1980s for all boomers.

None of them are ever going to retire, they’re never going to stop dating, they all think they’re going to live forever in some endless fun times sex orgy.

Until they all get nuked.