I’ve yet to see someone go woke and then go broke.
Is this the first time?
I seriously doubt it.
The folks in the Bud Light marketing department, led by “woke” VP Alissa Heinerscheid, who’s pronouns are “She/Her,” probably didn’t expect the type of backlash they received after teaming up with controversial trans TikTok personality Dylan Mulvaney.
Heinerscheid, a Wharton grad, believes that abandoning Bud Light’s loyal customer base of white men, in order to appeal to transvestites and women, is a “smart” marketing move.
We wish Alissa a lot of luck trying to convince women and transvestites to drink Bud Light.
She’s in for a rude awakening.
As a matter of fact, after this latest trans-stunt, Alissa will probably need lots of luck and prayers to get ANYBODY to drink Bud Light. They’ve taken a massive $4 billion loss:
On March 31, Anheuser Busch had a $132.38 billion market cap
As of today, it’s now $128.4 billion
You know what that means?
The Woke Bud Light campaign has already shaved off nearly **$4 BILLION** in company value
Don’t let Dems lie to you – Conservative Boycotts WORK pic.twitter.com/xLGbs6F1MV
— DC_Draino (@DC_Draino) April 10, 2023
The Bud Light brand was already in decline before Dylan Mulvaney tiptoed into the picture.
Bloomberg reported on the bleak numbers for America’s King of Beers. Bud Light, which is by the far the most popular beer in the U.S., saw its sales drop 17 percent between 2012 and 2017, falling to $14.5 billion, according to Euromonitor International.
Alissa was hired to bring in new Bud Light customers and “save” the failing brand.
And instead of doing that, she’s turned the King of Beers into a laughing stock and a meme.
And now, distributors are spooked. They’re watching this backlash intensify and it’s starting to cause some major panic.
I don’t believe this at all.
If you drink Bud Lite, you’re already a tranny.
This is liquid estrogen.
You might as well be injecting HRT.
You should drink this tranny beer to feed this guy:
Beer man struggling financially thanks to Anheuser-Busch going woke pic.twitter.com/ffTqWZEWHS
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) April 8, 2023
You should really also just inject HRT as well, as I’m sure that helps someone’s family.
I don’t know what you gay retards think. This beer is filled with estrogen.
You can watch adds like this:
Remember when these were our beer commercials? I mean, are you legit telling me these ads wouldn’t absolutely dominate today? I think they’d be even more popular today because the entire country hates these woke pussies. pic.twitter.com/v6gmjAqHDE
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 9, 2023
But you’re still drinking estrogen.
You can watch adds that have jacked Nazis slaughtering niggers and then chugging Bud Lite – and you’re still drinking estrogen.
No matter what the ads say, you are drinking estrogen.
Please, please, please, give up on life.
You are pathetic and worthless, and you are better off dead.