Accusing NATO of Small Dick Energy is a Good Strategy

I wrote a long and rambling thing about Russia and the West earlier today, wherein I noted that Russia seems to have a difficult time speaking directly to Western audiences, and that this is a shame.

Just then, they turn around and tweet this.

Accusing NATO of having small dick energy is a good start on a campaign for Russia to present itself as something other than the groaning man who simply wants to be left alone.

The least we can do is get some memes going here, and official embassy accounts accusing people of impotency in vulgar terms is a stride towards common sense.

Next, Russia should hire Zac Efron to make official statements at the UN.