Alleged Vegetable John Fetterman Speaks in Full Sentences in Denouncing Opposition to Israel’s War

This follows along with my theory that John Fetterman was only pretending to be retarded in order to get elected. Americans sympathize with people who are mentally impaired, and stutter and make no sense.

Fat Americans see some guy who can’t even form a sentence and is flopping around like a beached fish and say “dang, he’s just a regular guy.”

But all of a sudden, when the topic of the Jews comes up, the guy is totally lucid and condemning anyone who questions the chosen ones as a communist.

Fox News:

In an interview this week, Pennsylvania Sen. John Fetterman slammed the BDS movement and said that although Harvard University has always been a little “pinko” he doesn’t “recognize” it 25 years after he attended the school following Claudine Gay’s resignation as president.

“As an alum of Harvard — look, I graduated 25 years ago, and of course it was always a little pinko,” Fetterman told Semafor this week “But now, I don’t recognize it.”

Fetterman’s comment comes shortly after Harvard President Claudine Gay resigned from her position after struggling to answer a question condemning antisemitism in front of Congress and being accused of plagiarism almost 50 times.

Fetterman also told Semafor that “Israel is really a beacon of the kind of values, the American values and progressive ideals, that you want to see.”

“Our values are murdering tens of thousands of children for literally no reason, and also starving them to death.”

“In that region, it’s our strongest ally, and we have a very special kind of relationship. I don’t understand how anybody could vote against the Iron Dome, or want to harm Israeli businesses or the nation or anything. I’ll never understand that. Calling them ‘colonizers’— like, where does this come from? It must be TikTok or some kind of obscure classroom talk.”

I am not a communist. However, I do sympathize with various communistic positions, such as the immediate need to wipe Israel off the map once and for all, and force the Jews to go live in mud huts in the Congo.

See how well your payday loan swindle works here, Shlomo. Try charging interest on dirt…!