Australians Go to War for Toilet Paper as Stocks Run Low

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 8, 2020

If there is one thing that Australians love, it’s toilet paper.

They just can’t get enough of it.

Australians really are a bunch of savages.

Imagine using toilet paper in 2020, given all that we know about how disgusting it is to rub poop all over your butt instead of cleaning your butthole like a civilized creature.

Get woke, get civilized, clean your asshole like a civilized person.

Besides being actually hygienic and civilized, that hose will save you hundreds of dollars a year.

And what about the warming globe?

Why is Greta not even on this?