Author: Andrew Anglin
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Elon Says Larry Page (Google Jew) is Planning to Create AI God
I just wish we could say that Page is a Jew, as it makes everything make so much more sense.
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John Kirby Scolds Brazil, Says That the Ukraine War Can Never End
The people running the US government are literally insane.
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Life Hack: You Can Eat Free at Walmart
You can just walk in and eat whatever you want.
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The DOJ is Just Arresting Random Chinamen on the Streets of New York
What they are doing is just kidnapping random people.
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Memetic Monday: These Memes Just Keep Getting Better, I’m Telling You What
This is the future you chose. And it’s beautiful.
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Faggot Beer Releases Pro-American Ad, Not Realizing That Cocksucking is True Americana
This is America. It’s about licking and eating ass.
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Oh Come On. If a 16-Year-Old Black Male Shows Up Unannounced at Your Door, You’re Shooting Him Too.
In all likelihood, this story is nothing at all as it is being reported.
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Jack’s Leaks Show More Obvious Crap About Taiwan – Yes, China has Air Superiority, Boomer Retard
Jack’s leaks show the obvious: China is dominating the whole world.
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BASED Fat Slut Ripped Off Holohoaxster for $2.8 Millie
There are some very good reasons that you shouldn’t completely alienate your family.
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Frontlines of the Culture War: Indian Occupation Government of UK Says Women Have No Penises
CULTURE WAR! WOW!
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Leaks Ruined the Relations with Remaining American Allies as Anal Empire Flails
WE’RE GOING TO MODIFY THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL TO MAKE IT FOR JACK TEIXEIRA.
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China Vastly Expands Military Draft
Don’t worry, you fat American slobs! This will not affect you in any way at all! The ride will never end for you, you fat, gay retards.
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Bud Light Apologizes for Trying to Force Customers to Have Gay Sex with Men
Look, if you drink this estrogen poison, you are already definitely into gay sex with men.
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Indian Gangster Turned Politician Shot by Fake Journalists…!
The main question I have is: are we sure these are fake journalists, or just murderous journalists?
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Elon Says Parents Who Mutilate Their Children Should be in Prison for Life
Frankly, many people believe they deserve a lot worse. A lot worse.