Author: Andrew Anglin
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Coinbase, Biggest Stock Performer YTD, Says They’re Going to Leave the US Because Biden is Smelling Their Hair
Yeah. Move to Singapore. They like doing business.
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Elon Smugly Mocks Anti-White Faggot Marriage Promoter for His Stupid Belief in Space Aliens
I’m happy to see him mocking this pudgy bitch.
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Megalomaniacal Meatball Does Nothing But Talk About Disney
The sonovabitch did a Bud Light commentary video.
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Stupid Brown Whore from the Pentagon Admits She Never Learned to Count
It’s already happening.
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Elon Says Larry Page (Google Jew) is Planning to Create AI God
I just wish we could say that Page is a Jew, as it makes everything make so much more sense.
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John Kirby Scolds Brazil, Says That the Ukraine War Can Never End
The people running the US government are literally insane.
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Life Hack: You Can Eat Free at Walmart
You can just walk in and eat whatever you want.
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The DOJ is Just Arresting Random Chinamen on the Streets of New York
What they are doing is just kidnapping random people.
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Memetic Monday: These Memes Just Keep Getting Better, I’m Telling You What
This is the future you chose. And it’s beautiful.
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Faggot Beer Releases Pro-American Ad, Not Realizing That Cocksucking is True Americana
This is America. It’s about licking and eating ass.
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Oh Come On. If a 16-Year-Old Black Male Shows Up Unannounced at Your Door, You’re Shooting Him Too.
In all likelihood, this story is nothing at all as it is being reported.
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Jack’s Leaks Show More Obvious Crap About Taiwan – Yes, China has Air Superiority, Boomer Retard
Jack’s leaks show the obvious: China is dominating the whole world.
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BASED Fat Slut Ripped Off Holohoaxster for $2.8 Millie
There are some very good reasons that you shouldn’t completely alienate your family.
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Frontlines of the Culture War: Indian Occupation Government of UK Says Women Have No Penises
CULTURE WAR! WOW!
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Leaks Ruined the Relations with Remaining American Allies as Anal Empire Flails
WE’RE GOING TO MODIFY THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL TO MAKE IT FOR JACK TEIXEIRA.