Coinbase, Biggest Stock Performer YTD, Says They’re Going to Leave the US Because Biden is Smelling Their Hair

Coinbase is the single best performing large cap stock YTD 2023.

They’re beating Nvidia, Facebook, Spotify, and Tesla.

That very same Coinbase – a truly American company and the only really big crypto company that has shown a serious willingness to work with US regulators – just announced that they are ready to leave the United States because the government won’t stop messing with them, and is outright refusing to address regulation in any way at all.

You might notice that Armstrong is totally bald.

So what is Joe Biden doing?

He is aggressively sniffing the skin on his head, and rubbing snot all over it!

No wonder the guy wants to flee!

But I mean, seriously – what in the hell is going on in this country? Who is even running it? Every single face you see looks like an evil moron.

Let’s list off the big ones you see who appear to be making the policy:

  • Antony Blinken ✡️
  • Merrick Garland ✡️
  • Gary Gensler ✡️
  • Jerome Powell
  • Lloyd Austin
  • Mark Milley
  • Alejandro Mayorkas ✡️
  • Janet Yellen ✡️
  • Jeff Zients ✡️
  • Victoria Nuland ✡️
  • Rochelle Walensky ✡️
  • Jake Sullivan
  • Ned Price ✡️

I just went ahead and put the Star of David emojis next to the Jews because I do think it is just ridiculous and actually deranged just how many of these people are Jewish. But even if they were not Jewish, this situation would be just as ridiculous.

Seriously: what the hell are they doing?

  • They are starting world wars with both Russia and China
  • They are purposefully collapsing the economy
  • They are losing all of their allies, in large part because they’ve decided they want to fight a war with the entire planet
  • They have completely opened the border and are just letting the entire world flow in
  • They are doing nothing at all as the dollar loses global supremacy
  • They are forcing parents to mutilate their kids as some kind of “trans” agenda no one has even attempted to explain
  • They are “decriminalizing” (read:legalizing) hard drugs and then setting up centers to get everyone addicted to drugs and then releasing them into the centers of cities to live in tents
  • They are purposefully getting all teenagers to smoke marijuana addictively

This is all, of course, on top of the various problems I’ve been talking about for the last ten years.

If the US wanted to, they could have cooperated with Coinbase to crush Binance. Instead, they were mobbed up with Sam Bankman, and Binance assassinated him like Jonah Hill getting knocked off a moped with a crowbar.

Now they’re running Coinbase out of America????

Why???

Even if you are pure evil, this just doesn’t make any sense???