Bernie is So Old He Can’t Even Get In and Out of the Shower – 7 Stitches After Getting Out of Shower Wrong

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 16, 2019

Bernie is old and almost as senile as Blormf. But at least Blormf can take showers safely.

Politico:

Sen. Bernie Sanders cut his head on a glass shower door on Friday morning and received seven stitches, his campaign announced.

But the 2020 candidate was given a “clean bill of health” and will attend all of his previously scheduled campaign events over the next couple days.

Arianna Jones, a Sanders spokeswoman, said “out of precaution, he went to a walk-in clinic” to have the cut checked out.

“The senator has proceeded with all of his scheduled events — joining a group of approximately 20 local clergy for breakfast this morning — and looks forward to joining a roundtable with South Carolinians this afternoon to discuss how we can provide high quality affordable health care for all,” she added.

Sanders cut his head on the edge of the shower door, his campaign said, but did not fall.

Bernie is TOO OLD.

He’s 77.

That needs to be a key part of campaigning for Yang.

Besides the fact that Bernie is a traitor who endorsed Hillary Clinton after she ran a conspiracy to destroy him. Even if people are okay with that, you can’t have a president who you want to lead for 8 years – so ten years from now – who already can’t get out of the shower.

You need a young spry man who has the strength to throw around BAGS.