Brought to You by Pfizer: Katy Perry Experiences Facial Malfunction

In a viral video clip that was seen by over 7 million people in a day this week, singer Katy Perry is seen having a vaccine-induced facial malfunction.

Appearing on stage, Perry’s eyes would not stay open at the same time. As she tries to keep them open, she looks like a broken android.

This is something she’s clearly experienced before, as she knows to put her hand at the side of her head to click the eye back in place.

Facial paralysis was widely reported as a side effect of the vaccine, but one would think that it would have gone away in the last year. Maybe she got the recent booster, or maybe it’s a persistent effect. Again, the fact that she knows how to causally fix it by putting pressure on the side of her face implies she’s been dealing with it for a while.

Can you imagine if you took this vax and it permanently disfigured your face? Can you imagine having the platform and not going out there and saying it?

Justin Bieber also suffered from facial paralysis as a result of the vax.

Bieber had to cancel a world tour, presumably costing him tens of millions of dollars. But there’s not really a price you can put on your health. He never outright said it was the vax – he also didn’t comment on what caused his 25-year-old wife to have a stroke.

If this is happening to all of these famous celebrities, what is the rate of these strange conditions happening to normal people? It’s really like slapstick comedy that they rolled out this vax and myself and many others told people how dangerous it was and all these retards just took it because the government said so and now, if they’re still alive, their faces don’t work correctly.

In the end, the vax is going to kill everyone who took it. That is to say, it is going to take decades off of all of these people’s lives. Most of them will not be able to have children, then they will die of something or other – blood clots, heart attack, or some strange early onset cancer. The actual data shows that this vax causes every single possible health problem, so although the heart attacks are obvious when they happen to athletes immediately after the shot, most of this stuff is not going to be obvious, and the Jew media will just claim it’s a result of global warming, eating meat, or playing too many video games.

If anyone wants to say “oh well, you don’t know that Katy Perry’s blinking face syndrome is a result of the vax” – you can just go to hell, faggot. I’m not entertaining this stupid shit anymore. None of this stuff was happening before, it’s happening now, and there is only one thing that changed.

This vax is a death sentence; probably millions have already died, and everyone is going to die from it. There never was a new virus. This whole thing was about forcing people to submit to the government, and it was apparently also about causing long-term health problems for those who were willing to submit.