Brown House: White House Goes Full Anal on Poop Day

In honor of butthole marriage, the White House has blasted the rainbow flag across its front.

America is a democracy, and our values are ramming things into your butt.

It’s who we are.

The anal flag flying across the Brown House was in celebration of Joe Biden legalizing anal marriage again. It was already legal, but he made it double legal.

Cyndi Lauper was there.

Love is love, okay bigot?

That means that ramming your fist – or even both your fists at once – into the anus of a boy is love.

You can ask The Gateway Pundit founder Jim Hoft about that.

He’s a conservative, which means he wants traditional double fisting. He doesn’t like this penis removal stuff. He just likes a young Pinoy boy and ramming his two fists into his rectum.

It’s called “love” and it’s who we are.

This is what democracy is all about.