Bud Light Sales Drop 25% in a Week, Conservatives Too Stupid to Buy Different Company’s Beer

It’s just incredible how stupid white conservatives are.

Frankly, it’s because they’re fat. One of the main reasons they are so fat is that they drink beer. Beer also drops testosterone. Most of these retards also stopped smoking because of disinformation hoaxes about fake health risks associated with smoking, so they don’t get the nicotine testosterone boost.

These people want to protest faggot beer – so they go buy a different label from the same faggot beer company.

Modelo is majority owned by Anheuser-Busch. There is some weird distribution deal in the US that involves another company, but Modelo is an AB beer.

New York Post:

Bud Light sales suffered their worst week ever, falling 25.7% — endangering its status as the world’s No. 1 beer brand, according to the latest data provided to The Post on Tuesday.

The plunge follows a 24.6% decline from the previous week and the sixth straight week sales have been hit since trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney promoted Bud Light on April 1.

The precipitous drop has narrowed the gap in sales between Bud Light and nearest rival Modelo Especial, which saw its sales surge 9.2% for the week ending May 20, according to Bump Williams Consulting and NielsonIQ data.

“While Bud Light loses week after week, Modelo Especial gains week after week and now Modelo outsells Bud Light on a national basis across all trade channels combined,” Bump Williams, who runs the consulting firm, told The Post.

“If this continues Modelo will surpass Bud Light for the year,” he added.

The backlash also has caused sales of other Anheuser-Busch beers to dive.

For the week ending May 20, Budweiser plunged 11.2%, Michelob Ultra fell 6.5%, Busch Light was off 5.2% and Natural Light was down 4.9% according to the data.

Okay, well, at least they know some of the beers that are owned by Anheuser-Busch.

Modelo hasn’t been the only competitor to benefit from Bud Light’s seismic miscalculation.

Yuengling, which bills itself as “America’s Oldest Brewery,” has seen sales of Yuengling Flight soar by a whopping 47.6% and its lager spike by 32% for the four-week period ended May 20, according to the data.

Yeah, Yuengling is independent.

But I mean, come on.

Modelo is making the headlines.

Why are people on social media not saying “IT’S THE SAME COMPANY, GUYS”???

What’s more – Budweiser has been selling anal beer for years and years. They were only shipping it to gay bars, apparently, but they have been producing rainbow beer with the “GLAAD” logo for at least a decade.

Why was that okay, but the tranny bath ad is too far?

It just shows how totally incompetent conservatives are.

Why do they even drink beer??

Why not drink vodka soda like normal people the world over who don’t take joy in being fat slobs???

If you drink vodka, you can support a real conservative cause – the Russian holy crusade against the global Jew-anal agenda.

The way Fatmercians and other Anglos drink beer is simply beyond the pale.

No one else in the world does this, other than Mexico, which is also a fat country.

I tell people this, and they say “well, the rest of the world are all faggots.”

Well, you’re the one with the estrogen overload.

Literally guzzling a liquid that you know for a fact increases estrogen and then saying “anyone who doesn’t do this is a faggot” is peak Americanism.