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I was just at the toy store with my non-binary bisexual toddler yesterday and I couldn’t find any tranny toys. Then the manager came out and punched me for not wearing a mask. I said “no, no! I have a tranny child!”
The manager apologized, and told me it is Donald Trump’s fault there are not enough tranny toys.
“Also,” he added. “This is a model train store. Trains are gender fluid.”
He explained that model train sets are usually built by adults in their basements as a way to relax.
I explained that my toddler is actually looking for dildos. The manager suggested that they could shove a train up their anus.
California is solving this issue, but it’s time for Joe Biden to act with a federal tranny toy mandate.
This country is facing a tranny toy shortage that is going to wreck our economy.
California became the first state in the nation Saturday to adopt a law requiring large retail stores to provide gender-neutral toy sections under a bill signed by Gov. Gavin Newsom.
The new law, which takes effect in 2024, says that retail stores with 500 or more employees must sell some toys and child-care products outside of areas specifically labeled by gender. Retailers can continue to offer other toys and child-care goods in traditional boys and girls sections if they choose to.
Newsom offered no comment on the bill signing, one of several announced in the final batch of legislative actions weighed for the year.
Assembly Bill 1084 continues a gradual shift in the retail industry away from strictly marketing children’s products under traditional gender stereotypes, said Assemblyman Evan Low (D-Campbell), who introduced the legislation. Target dropped boys and girls toy sections in 2015, and other retailers have since moved away from gender-specific labels.
“Part of it is to make sure if you’re a young girl that you can find a police car, fire truck, a periodic table or a dinosaur,” Low said. “And then similarly, if you’re a boy, if you’re more artistic and want to play with glitter, why not? Why should you feel the stigma of saying, ‘Oh, this should be shamed’ and going to a different location?”
Exactly.
We want to turn our daughters into hardcore dinosaur fanatics, and we want our sons to be glittery little cocksuckers.
Most children today are trans.
But we’re living in a nation where a teacher can’t teach Lawn Boy without some terrorist coming into a school board meeting and reading the part where the fourth grader sucks his teacher’s dick.
How are we supposed to raise our sons to suck cock in this environment?
We’re in the middle of a deadly virus pandemic, and the last thing that trannies should have to worry about is not having enough toys.
