Chris Christie is Positively Riddled with Coronavirus

Chris Christie is the latest Republican to test positive.

Chris Christie is 58 and he is morbidly obese.

Surely, when he survives, people are not going to keep saying that healthy people in their twenties and thirties need to walk around with masks freaking out all the time.

Are they…?

Yes, of course they are.

At least, they will try.

They claim that 200,000 secret people have died. You don’t know any of them – they are secret people.

But those deaths were a tragedy, and they mean that you can never, ever have a normal life again.

That is what they say.

We have to push back or we are going to live under the virus regime forever.