Coronastravaganza 2020: New York Sends in National Guard to Kill Your Dog

Andrew Anglin March 11, 2020

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 11, 2020

I’m starting to think everyone isn’t going to die.

But maybe it’s just that my heart is broken by finding out that neekolul speaks normal English and so I can’t get excited about everyone dying anymore.

Even If You Don’t Die, Your Dog Will

“I’m here to chew bubble gum and kill your dog. And I already killed your dog.” -US National Guard

The National Guard is going into New York to establish a containment area. Which means your dog is as good as shot.

BBC:

New York’s governor has announced that troops will be sent into a town north of the city in an attempt to contain the spread of the coronavirus.

The National Guard will deliver food to quarantined individuals in New Rochelle, where a one-mile (1.6km) “containment zone” will be enforced.

The area has seen “the largest cluster” of US cases, Andrew Cuomo said as he announced the measures on Tuesday.

There are more than 1,000 confirmed cases of coronavirus in the US so far.

New York state has 173 active cases, the most in the US, and 108 of them are in Westchester County where New Rochelle is located.

This is the first martial law situation.

And you can do that in a small town in upstate New York.

You won’t be able to do it in any major city without “the blacks” going buckwild.

Of course, if you’re the kind of person who wants to see everything burn down completely so America gets invaded by the Chinese and they establish an occupation government run by people from the internet, then “the blacks” going buckwild is not a bug but rather a feature.

Presumably, quarantining an upstate spot is a test run for further National Guard deployments and dog murders.

New Rochelle is all Jews, by the way, so there is approximately a 6000000% chance they’re going to start saying they’ve been forced into a ghetto.

US Now Says They Have Working Tests

None of the other tests have worked, so I don’t really see any reason to believe these tests will work.

The level of incompetence in America is simply staggering and it should scare everyone. I don’t think this virus is actually going to kill us all, but if it doesn’t, it’s not going to be for anything the US government did to stop it.

CNN:

Health officials are calling for “all hands on deck” in communities across the US as coronavirus cases reached 1,000 and millions more testing kits are on the way to labs across the country.

The appeal comes as the federal government prepares to release specific recommendations on next steps for the areas hardest hit by the outbreak, including California, Washington state, New York and Florida.

…

“It doesn’t matter if you’re in a state that has no cases or one case,” said Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases. “Everybody should say, ‘All hands on deck. This is what we need to do.'”

…

As states are working to contain the virus, health officials are ramping up efforts to test more Americans.

Vice President Mike Pence said Monday another 4 million tests would be available by the end of the week, on top of at least a million tests already in place across the country.

US Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar said his department didn’t know how many people have been tested.

All hands are going to be on something.

That’s for sure.

Alex Azar has all his hands on his dick.

This is ridiculous and weird.

Extend Tax Day?

I guess this would be helpful for everyone.

And if everyone in the government dies, maybe we just won’t even have to pay taxes?

Based on my research, the only thing we will have to pay is tribute to the king of the raiders.

I just hope he isn’t over the top cringe and that he doesn’t name his baseball bat because that is so cringe and gay and can really ruin a good time.

British Health Minister Infected

It’s a woman.

Because everyone in the British government is a woman or a Paki.

BBC:

Health minister and Conservative MP Nadine Dorries has been diagnosed with coronavirus.

Ms Dorries said she had taken all the advised precautions after finding out and has been self-isolating at home.

The Department of Health said she first showed symptoms on Thursday – the same day she attended a Downing Street event hosted by the prime minister.

A sixth person died from the virus on Tuesday in the UK, which has a total of 382 cases.

The latest person to die was a man in his early 80s who had underlying health conditions.

The Bank of England has announced an emergency cut in interest rates in response to the economic impact of the coronavirus outbreak.

Rates have been cut from 0.75% to 0.25%, taking the cost of borrowing back down to the lowest level in history.

Well, that seems pretty apocalyptic…

I guess.

It at least gives me a little bit of hope.

Maybe.

This bitch was just hanging out with Boris.

Has anyone figured out what happens if everyone in a government dies?

Do we just have freedoms then, straight up?

Everyone in Italy is Going to Starve as Stores Run Out of Goods

The darkness is closing in on Italy.

The shelves are running dry.

Look at This Faggot.

Thanks, Alex.

Way to kill a man’s buzz.

As if it wasn’t bad enough to find neekolul speaking normal American English, now I’ve got to have some British faggot telling me the apocalypse isn’t real.

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