Eric Striker
Daily Stormer
April 5, 2017
The only thing Jews lie about more than the Holocaust and hate crimes is sex. Since Weimar Germany, Jews have always been heavily over represented as “sexperts,” and use the credentials they give each other to promote masturbating to porn as healthy, men going down on women as sexy and all types of novelties and “sex toys” accompanying couples to bed.
But where is the science? There is no long-term scientific study on what kind of impact masturbating to porn has on your psyche and body, but a whole community of tens of thousands is rebelling against it and noticing drastic differences. A growing number of men and women are attesting to the fact that women dislike and don’t respect men who engage in cunnilingus, and anyone who has worked with power tools can tell you what your hand feels like after a long day of vibration – imagine the effect on the most sensitive and nerve-rich part of a woman’s body.
But this doesn’t stop Jews from aggressively promoting it, and then lying about it with the authority of a dildo sage when you ask questions. Men feel an instinctual revulsion at a woman who puts foreign objects inside themselves as masturbatory aids, much like a woman would find it rightfully creepy to find a Fleshlight or blow-up doll behind a suitor’s bed.
In this Jewish world of lies and scams, your instincts are your only friend!
But one Jew at the Jew-for-women magazine Cosmopolitan is stepping it up a notch. This kike is not only telling you to use vibrators and dildos, she’s also kicking down the door of your bedroom and demanding you part ways with a man you love because he doesn’t like the idea of getting on all fours and putting a piece of vibrating plastic on your clitoris.
When you do decide to let him in on the fact that you own a vibrator that you would also like to use in bed together, there are two possible reactions: He’s either overcome with joy that your sex life is about to get even hotter (and wants to start immediately), or he’s, well, weird about it. He might say it feels “a little unnatural,” or ask if his penis and sex skills aren’t enough. And if he does, he’s in trouble.
Because if a man is anti-vibrators, you should absolutely, without question, dump him.
First off, if he thinks a vibrator is a replacement for his dick, he is very stupid. I’m not talking about stupid in the sense of he’s missing out on life (I’ll get to that later), I mean he literally does not understand the basics of the female reproductive system. Does he not know that most women can’t orgasm if all he’s doing is just pounding away? And even if he’s phenomenal at going down on you, a vibrator is just different. Not necessarily better, but a nice lil change-up. Dammit, don’t you deserve both? What experiences in life have led him to believe, without a shred of doubt, that his penis is the Swiss Army knife of sex organs?
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There’s also the fact that the very act of you opening up about your very reasonable sexual preferences has caused him to do the exact opposite in response. It has to make you wonder what else he’ll close up about next, sexual or otherwise, and if this is the kind of relationship that can really move forward. And all because of what? The fact that you want to sometimes use a tiny plastic motorized bullet while also having sex with him?
The author of this anti-social prescription is Julia Pugachevsky, a Jewess who is about as articulate as a 12-year-old Negro sending a text message.
Her boyfriend is a soft-looking Cuckboy she probably cheats on. I shouldn’t use the word “cheat,” he probably uses the vibrator on her while she’s blowing other men. This Shebrew obviously wears the pants. To quote one Daily Stormer comment by Mr Bond, he looks like a Golden Retriever:
Where is the Science?
As for the effects of a vibrator on the clitoris, well, there is curiously no in-depth lab study by any scientific authority on the matter. But what does common sense say?
A chronic condition called “Hand-Arm Vibration Syndrome” afflicts individuals who use power tools for prolonged periods of time. Nerve damage, atrophy, inflammation and other dysfunctions are caused by it. If it does this to your hand, maybe there’s a link between heavy vibrator use and inability to orgasm in women?
There are scientific studies on this – why not on the electric dildo, which is used by tens of thousands of times more people?
We don’t know, (((they))) won’t study it. What they do instead is take empirically unsound surveys of women who use vibrators and ask them if they feel good (note: huffing paint feels good too). Yet at the same time, there are countless “Dear Abby” style questions to all sorts of publications and “sexologists,” featuring women sending complaints and concerns about their vaginas being numbed by vibrators and foreign objects stuffed in their vaginas to the point of no longer being able to enjoy normal sex.
The answers have a Silverberg, a Zelig-Castleman, and others of this sort, reassuring the Goyim that 2+2=5, and it’s all in their heads. And oy, don’t forget to buy “Dr Joel Kaplan’s Throbbing Power Flickering Tongue Vibrator” on your way out!
But this is not a joke. Studies show half of all Americans use vibrators either during love making or masturbation. That’s the outcome of the meme monopoly the Jews have held under lock-and-key until now. Magazines like Cosmo and its many online iterations have an enormous impact on women, especially the teens and 20-somethings who will believe anything.
So, if you dare inquire a woman’s use of one and ask her what kind of impact it will have on her sexual health in the long-run, the door’s right over there. If it feels good, do it, and stop asking questions!