Crusader Kings 3 Update Will Include Faggot “Marriage”

This makes a lot of sense, because when you read the Steam reviews for Crusader Kings 3, like about 70% of the reviews are downvoting the game because it doesn’t have anal marriage.

Paradox is just giving the people what they ask for, which is the duty of any company inside of capitalism and freedom democracy human rights.

RT:

Paradox Development Studio, the company behind the widely acclaimed historical grand strategy game ‘Crusader Kings 3’, has announced that a same-sex marriage option will be included in the next free update, following backlash and accusations of homophobia over game mechanics that prevented players from forming official homosexual relationships.

‘Crusader Kings 3’ is intended as a historical simulation set in the Middle Ages and has been praised for its true-to-life representation of the historical period. However, that historical accuracy has also landed the developers in some hot waters with the LGBTQ gaming community, as many of the cultures and faiths represented in the game hold negative views on homosexuality, and the game’s mechanics – which revolve around building dynasties and developing influence through strategic marriages – leave players unable to form official same-sex relationships within the narrative.

There was even some backlash against the game after an error message was interpreted as homophobic by some players. It read: “Error: make_concubine effect [Illegal concubinage: is the same gender as their concubinist, so they can’t become a concubine].” The developer responded to the backlash by saying, “In no way was this implemented in order to deliberately bar players from including same-sex relationships in the game.”

Currently, players have the option of making same-sex relationships be accepted by all faiths; however, those relationships can only be made official through the use of third-party mods. The upcoming 1.5 update will make that option available without any additional modding, as players will be able to add a custom rule allowing homosexual marriages before the start of the game.

This follows the very popular addition of man-on-man hardcore rimjobs to Assassin’s Creed.

Again, that was a situation where the fans of the game were like “we need more gay sex!”

The devs were like “we hate faggots and don’t want to put this gay shit in our games, but we have to do it because otherwise no one will buy our products anymore.”

The solution to getting more and more gay anal ramming and also gay rimming into video games is to simply demand it. Don’t buy games unless they have a key focus on homosexual acts of sodomy.