Dark Side of the Force: Obi-Wan Kenobi has Jungle Fever

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
April 11, 2014

"Beware of the Dark Side, Luke.  It is filled with 20-inch rims, fried chicken, and big butts." -Obi-Wan, who we now know was warning Luke from his own experiences
“Beware of the Dark Side, Luke. It is filled with 20-inch rims, fried chicken, and big butts.” -Obi-Wan, who we now know was warning Luke based on his own experiences in Detroit

The Jew JJ Abrams is directing the new Star Wars film, so we can expect that this classic tale of heroism and myth, which the gentile George Lucas based upon the works of the gentile philosopher Joseph Campbell’s 1949 epic “Hero with a Thousand Faces,” will be twisted into all sorts of evil.

Jewish hack JJ Abrams is planning to ruin Star Wars like he ruined Star Trek - only worse.
Jewish hack JJ Abrams is planning to ruin Star Wars like he ruined Star Trek – only worse.

One such evil is that the hero Obi-Wan Kenobi will have his character edited to include jungle fever, having race-mixed with a black to produce a mulatto daughter.

The films take place after the original trilogy, so Obi-Wan himself will already be dead. As he died in the second film, we are then to believe that all through the original series, he was thinking about nothing but big booty black women, warning Luke of the dangers of the Dark Side through personal experience.

Maisie Richardson-Sellers is rumored to be the pick for Obi-Won's daughter, produced in a bout of passion when he had a bit too much to drink on the South Side of Chicago in the 80s.
Maisie Richardson-Sellers is rumored to be the pick for Obi-Wan’s daughter, produced in a bout of passion when he had a bit too much to drink on the South Side of Chicago in the 80s.

There is a rumor going around that a Negress named Maisie Richardson-Sellers is going to play the daughter (or possibly granddaughter) of Kenobi, but even if she does not, the script explicitly calls for a black of some sort.