Faggot and Lying Coward Rand Paul Claims Without Evidence That the Capitol Storm Wasn’t Awesome

“You can herp a derp, but when you herpdie derpie doo-bop-a-wop, then that’s a derp of a herp, and it becomes un-herpable.”

The disgusting coward and fake conservative Rand Paul has falsely claimed without evidence that the Capitol Storm was not good. He provided no evidence for his claim, which has been widely debunked by experts in partying.

The White People’s Defense League has labeled the claim that the Capitol Storm was not awesome a “dangerous conspiracy theory promoted by wackos and pedophiles.”

The Hill:

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) called the riot that broke out Wednesday at the Capitol as lawmakers were certifying the Electoral Vote “wrong and un-American,” and slammed the idea that Congress could overturn the Electoral College vote.

Violence unfolded at the Capitol on Tuesday afternoon as a mob of Pro-Tump protesters stormed the Capitol building, forcing lawmakers to evacuate.

“I wrote a speech today. I was planning to say I fear the chaos of establishing a precedent that Congress can overturn elections,” Paul said as part of a lengthy thread on Twitter.

“Boy, was I right. Chaos. Anarchy. It’s wrong and un-American.”

This thread is like a billion tweets long. He had to write it in short bursts in-between all of the gay cocks he was sucking. Immediately after tweeting these things, he had to have his stomach pumped medically, because it was so full of gay semen that it threatened his survival.

Do you know what’s un-American, Rand?

Sucking cock

Move to Canada, commie!

THIS IS AMERICA!

WHENEVER WE PARTY, WE PARTY HARD!

By the way: It is literally a crime against humanity that no one has used this Andrew WK song for a video of the Capitol Storm. I am shocked and appalled by this. I almost feel like I have to do it myself, like that time I had to set the Nuremberg Rally to “The Boys are Back in Town” because no one else would do something so obvious. I’m a big fan of [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED] (all those video niggas got beef and I ain’t in it), but sometimes I just feel there isn’t enough millennial representation on the cool kid internet, you know?