Flat Earther Arrested for Getting Playground Kids Woke on Bodies of Water Not Curving

Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
March 8, 2020

Do large bodies of water curve or what man?

The State:

“Hey guys, check this out real quick — space is fake. You’re not on a spinning ball.”

In a YouTube video live-streamed on Feb. 27, a man wearing a “FLAT EARTH” sweatshirt yelled at elementary school students in South Carolina about flat earth theory. It’s been viewed more than 36,000 times.

Two days later, sheriff’s deputies in Greenville County caught up to him.

Nathan Thompson, 34, of California was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct, according to a warrant served Feb. 29. Thompson was identified as the man seen yelling at students in the video while encouraging them to take his fliers, the warrant states.

“The teachers then began to evacuate the playground area and retreat back into the school at which point the defendant became very loud and boisterous by yelling at the children about the earth being flat,” deputies said in the warrant.

That is a lot of brown children on that playground, man.

I don’t even think they know the earth has a shape or what the earth is, man.

Look at how buttmad this fatbeard liberal YouTuber is over this.

That guy looks like he’s showing up at playgrounds for another reason.

Given the rising levels of Holocaust denial among the youth, I’m gonna start handing out flyers at schools about how the Nazis forced Jews to climb trees and pretend to be roosters.

The youth needs to know the truth.