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Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
October 22, 2018
Another #metoo accusation comes rolling in. Surprise, surprise! Yet another moralizing and preening liberal turns out to be a fag/pushy type.
New Jersey Senator, Cory Booker, accused of sexual assault by a man
Quite a thread to sink your teeth into.
At the bottom, there is talk of Cory Booker’s sexual assault history while he was an affirmative action student at Stanford.
Nothing too scandalous in my honest opinion. He basically just groped a drunk (presumably fat) chick’s boob.
Because he was so bad at seducing the fat chick, she told him that she wanted no more of his drunken gropes. Back to beta orbiter status for Cory!
Cory’s real offense, however, was writing that column trying to intellectualize the experience.
You went for second base and you weren’t smooth enough to get any further, bud. That’s all there is to it.
Only a sanctimonious mulatto trying to pass off as an intellectual with an internal voice would think to write a column about it [Editor’s Note: it could have also been fake, him trying to assert he isn’t a faggot. -AA].
Anyways, we don’t know when Cory decided to join The Gay, but frankly, is it a surprise that he did? All politicians seem to be recreationally gay at this point. In fact, I personally assume that most politicians are raping little boys and girls as, like, a given unless I find convincing proof to the contrary.
And I assume that all the other politicians who aren’t pedos themselves know about the whole pedo situation and go along with it. Like Jeff Sessions.
Now, most people who want gay sex know that Washington, DC is the place to get it.
Cory probably thought that becoming a US Senator would mean gay sex on tap. And usually, this is indeed the case. Every Senator knows going into the job that they’re basically getting VIP tickets to the gay orgy. But Cory… man, he’s so goofy and stupid-looking that even holding one of the highest offices in the land isn’t enough for him to get free bathroom sex from a fellow homo.
Politicians nowadays are uncharismatic, unimpressive and generally low-quality individuals that most women would refer to as “creeps.”
So the bar is low.
But nowhere near low enough for Cory to be able to scamper over.
On a side note: Cory probably joined Team Gay because he was struggling with women.
Now, struggling with women is a near-universal condition in our modern, twisted society. But only the absolute dregs decide to switch teams to deal with it.
Funny enough, even that didn’t help Cory.
Let me just ask you Senator, was it worth sucking all those dicks only to find out that you still can’t get yours sucked?
If you’re going to go ahead and try to rape a homo in the bathroom, you should just follow through on it next time, Cory.
What was even the point of becoming a US Senator if you can’t rape the WONK interns from time to time?
Consider stepping your game up or finding another profession, Cory. Because this is just sad.
