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Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
August 7, 2017
Bumble is a feminist dating app. The company is run by the whore mastermind Whitney Wolfe, who co-founded the scamming whore-pit Tinder to help fellow whores scam men. After she split with the company, she sued them for sexual harassment – this is standard operating procedure for empowered professional women – and settled for over a million dollars. The claim was that the co-founder – her ex-boyfriend, a swarthy Arabian gentleman – called her a “slut” and a “whore.”
This is truly the future all women envision – “you called me a slut so now you have to give me $1,000,000.”
Someone told me that’s her number, but I dunno, I didn’t try it.
The famous band of heroes known as the Gay Nigger Association of America has successfully run them out of their offices, which they were illegally running in an apartment complex in Austin, Texas.
This is a major victory against dumb cunts.
Award-winning Buzzfeed journalist Joe “Blockhead” Bernstein has the scoop:
“Be Nice or Leave” — that’s one of the unofficial mottos of Bumble, the hugely successful dating app commonly referred to as “feminist Tinder.”
But many residents of the Bowie, the ultra-luxury Austin high-rise where the company had its headquarters until earlier this month, say employees of the company treated the building like their dedicated campus with little regard for the people who lived there and the staff who worked there — even though only three Bumble employees were on the residential lease and no one lived in the unit.
Women?
Acting like they’re the center of the universe?
Ya don’t say.
That’s a real shocker.
BuzzFeed News has learned that over the past year, as the company swelled in size, the two-bedroom apartment on the 31st floor that it had repurposed into a plush startup office became the focus of a cold war between Bumble employees, building staff, and residents who felt the company was unfairly dominating the luxury building’s amenities, including common spaces, a rooftop pool, and paid parking.
“The Bumble folks are generally obnoxious, entitled, and treat the Bowie like their corporate office,” said one resident, who spoke to BuzzFeed on the condition that he not be named.
The Bowie, a three-year-old, 37-story gleaming glass tower rising above downtown Austin, was in many ways a fitting location for Bumble, a company that has amassed 12.5 million users and risen to second in the lifestyle category in the App Store since being started by Tinder cofounder Whitney Wolfe after her acrimonious split from that company. Indeed, the company hosted the New York Times there for an interview ahead of a glowing story in March.
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The only problem? According to an Austin code department spokesperson, the office, located in a building approved for use as a multifamily residential property, was a code violation. And the thriving startup was using facilities intended for Bowie residents as its own.
Who would be so stupid as to think it was not a code violation to run a corporation out of an apartment?
Yes. Women are stupider than shit. Especially that one, I would wager.
But why would Joe Bernstein print that like it’s supposed to be a surprise?
Isn’t he Jewish? I thought they were supposed to have IQs like THE LEADER.
This is the apartment complex they were ruining.
They were probably just leaving bloody tampons in the hallway and everything.
A copy of a code complaint filed with the Austin city government by a resident describes a company that could not be contained within the 1,200-square-foot apartment that Bumble referred to as “The Hive.”
“Issue?” the complaint reads. “Bumble headquarters in apartment building! This is a residential building … and this illegal corporate headquarters has been causing Havoc … They’re located on the 31st floor, have about 15 or 20 employees, therefore they use all the common spaces as a secondary office … One is supposed to be on a lease to use common areas, but they do not care … This is a very large company and they should have a real office instead of a code violating office.”
Over the past year, a former member of the building staff said, the front desk — staffed by a local concierge company — received multiple complaints a day about Bumble employees, often related to company employees using the 31st-floor common space for meetings and presentations.
This was like an infestation of rats.
Except rats don’t leave bloody tampons everywhere.
In a statement, a Bumble spokesman wrote, “The 31st floor is where it all started and we throughly enjoyed our relationship with the residents. The building management was fully aware of our operations and never once issued us a complaint of any kind. And while it was never brought to our attention by management, we deeply regret any disturbance we may have caused at the building.”
“They were using the whole floor like it was an office space,” said Lane Helveston, a Bowie resident who lived on the 31st floor. “They would be in my hallways. There were people roaming around the building who didn’t live there.”
Making matters worse, according to five Bowie residents, was the demeanor of the Bumble staff. One resident reported seeing a Bumble employee — on a conference call in the hallway — shush another resident who was showing her mother the building.
This is what happens when you tell women to be men.
They continue to act like spoiled children – that is the dictionary definition of a woman: “a large spoiled child with breasts” – but just get all aggro about it.
According to several residents, the deluge of complaints put Steve Hunt, then the building’s concierge, in the awkward position of enforcing rules about non-residents’ use of common areas, and acting as Bumble’s de facto doorman.
Since each apartment only came with two key fobs, Hunt had to let Bumble employees into the elevators on a daily basis. According to Hunt, new Bumble employees sometimes turned hostile in the Bowie lobby when he asked them what business they had in the building.
Haha.
How is it possible that they even had the nerve to do all of this, you ask?
Well, because women are taught they can get away with anything.
They have all the powers of men, yet without any of the responsibilities.
At times, according to multiple sources, the lobby seemed to belong to Bumble, with vendors ferrying Topo Chico mineral water and green juice up to the 31st floor and employees testing out new Snapchat filters on residents.
One Bowie resident described an incident in which a Bumble employee asked for his assistance while he was walking through the lobby. As he approached the Bumble employee, she held up her phone and informed him that he was on the “Bumble Kiss Cam,” at which point a second Bumble employee tried to kiss him.
“I said, ‘that’s assault,’” the resident recalled. “That’s completely inappropriate. I’m in a private residence.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
BITCH WHAT IN FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GET UP OUT MY FACE!
Still another source of tension was the parking lot, where residents paid a monthly fee of more than $100 for a space. According to multiple sources, Bumble employees would frequently follow each other into the lot and take paid spots. Hunt, frustrated by having to run interference, started leaving signs in the lot reading “No Bumble Parking” and “Top Code Violators Under 30” with a picture of Wolfe — a mocking reference to the CEO’s inclusion on the Forbes 2017 30 Under 30.
But here’s the fun part.
Who were the heroes of the day, when the management, the city, everyone abandoned the citizens of this building under the principle of “you can’t ever question the behavior of a woman”?
Earlier this month, the conflict between residents, staff, and Bumble spilled out of the building when a former resident enlisted a friend in the notorious and deliberately offensive internet troll group GNAA to fight back. Last Monday, Twitter users reported that the Wikipedia pages for Amazon, Google, and Walmart redirected to a GNAA press release entitled “GNAA Reveals Cause to Evict Bumble from their Corporate Headquarters,” stating that Bumble’s Bowie office was in violation of its lease.
Nevertheless, two weeks ago Bumble moved out of the Bowie.
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Wednesday, Wolfe offered Hunt, who left the building after it was sold to new management, a sizable gift on behalf of Bumble.
In an Instagram message reviewed by BuzzFeed News, Wolfe wrote to Hunt, “We will be sending you … $1,000 as a thank you for being our front desk manager.”
Wooooow.
$1000.
You know what?
I don’t think that is enough, bitch.
You should have given every single resident of the building $1000, and that poor manager $25,000 for what you put them through.
But like everyone who has ever worked in the service industry is aware (I was a pizza delivery driver), women tip terribly.
Basically, although GNAA got the sluts out of the building, they did not suffer any consequences at all for their actions.
While it was obviously illegal, they didn’t get fined.
Because they are women.
Imagine an all male company doing this same exact thing. Firstly, men obviously wouldn’t ever even think about doing this, but imagine they did.
They would be shut down immediately as soon as what they were doing was known and they would also be fined by the city.
But women just walk all over the society that men built, walk all over us, just shitting on the street like gypsies and leaving bloody tampons everywhere and expecting men to come clean them up.
Whitney Wolfe is a stupid bitch.
Someone told me this was her phone number.
512-944-5543
I didn’t call to confirm it. So who knows.
I do know that these are all of the email addresses of the team.
chris@team.bumble.com (Chief Cuck Initiate)
And the company’s Twitters.
Main: @bumble_app
Male Bumble Co-Founder: @xtopherpaul
Head of Brand: @theboohemian
Director of College Marketing: @manthasims
So give them a call, or send them a message and let them know how you feel about all of this.
You can also try to fuck them. Whitney puts out like a nailgun, I’ve heard. But be careful, because she’ll sue you afterward.
Also, you might want to suggest that she is breaking the social contract by being fat – even if she does have the decency to wear baggy clothes to cover it up.
And please understand this is NOT A TROLLSTORM.
TROLLSTORMING MAY SOON BE RULED TO BE ILLEGAL UNDER US LAW.
