Germany: Catholic Church Loses Over 500,000 Members in 2022 as They Go Vaginal, Anal

In general, with the decline of religion, it’s hard to know who to blame.

In this case, you can easily blame the Church, which has gone all weird and gross.

I don’t know what Catholics are supposed to do when the Church abandons the faith. It seems like you’d go and join the Russian Church, logically.

The Guardian:

The Catholic church in Germany has revealed it is losing followers like never before, with more than half a million people deciding to renounce their membership last year.

According to the Bonn-based German Bishops’ Conference, 522,821 people left the church in 2022, a number far surpassing predictions made by the institution itself and higher than most observers had expected. The previous record year for departures was in 2021, when just under 360,000 people left.

Thomas Schüller, a canon lawyer, said the church would struggle to recover from the fallout. “The Catholic church is dying a painful death in full view of the public,” he told German media.

The church has 21 million members, according to 2022 figures, amounting to 24.8% of the population.

The speed of the departures, driven by a series of child abuse scandals and accusations of a widespread cover-up, has shocked clerics.

No, that’s not the reason at all. That is exaggerated and has been going on for decades anyway.

The reason is their bizarro woke shit.

They are promoting woman priests, gay anal (including both licking and fisting), and stupid anti-racism gibberish.

They are in an absolute death spiral, committing suicide. No one is interested in this. If they want lectures on butt-ramming, they can go listen to the government and the Jews.

“Let’s make the Church into a crappier version of Netflix” is the most retarded idea ever.

According to evidence gathered by authorities, it appears to have accelerated further still since the publication of an expert report on abuse in the archdiocese of Munich and Freising, and discussion surrounding the perceived complicity in the scandal by Pope Benedict XVI, who has since died.

Last year there were legal battles over compensatory payments for victims of abuse in Cologne and Traunstein in upper Bavaria, as well as accusations that Cologne’s cardinal, Rainer Maria Woelki, lied about what he had known about abuse cases and when. Woelki, who was the focus of police raids this week on properties linked to the church, including his own residence, denies the claims.

Nope.

No one cares about that or even knows what that paragraph means.

It’s beyond the pale that these people are going totally off the rails, not even pushing only fisting but double fisting even, and then they say “oh, it’s some gibberish no one ever heard about causing these troubles.”

Everyone knows the score: very few people are interested in a church that is totally vaginal and full-anal.

People want freedom, faith, and values – they don’t want objects forced up their asses!