Giants Coach Does “Monkey Dance” to Become “King of the Apes”

Many are talking about the new King of England, and many are also talking about the kings of Westeros because of the shitty new Game of Thrones show (bad CGI, bad writing).

However, there is one king who is a true king who is celebrated by all, and that is the coach of the Giants sports team, who did a mesmerizing monkey dance in order to become King of the Apes.

He’s changing the culture as he rules the roost of apes.

Long live the King of the Apes, and may his noble subjects never be subjected to cash bail by racist whites.