Greta Thunberg Demands the Entire World Constantly Talk About Global Warming All the Time

Greta Thunberg gave a speech before a packed stadium claiming that everyone on earth must talk about global warming everywhere, forever. Really bizarre clip.

It is truly amazing that in a time of such monumental crises, people are focusing on crises that literally do not exist. Global warming is simply not real. It’s not. I’ve seen people on the right trying to say “oh well, you know-”

I’m gonna cut you off right there. It’s not real. Manmade carbon is a tiny fraction of atmospheric carbon, carbon is a tiny fraction of the total greenhouse gasses, greenhouse gases are a tiny fraction of the contributing factors to earth’s temperature. The primary driver of the earth’s temperature is the sun itself. Remember at school when they taught you about “the ice age”? They even had children’s movies about it (which were pretty good). Well, we are at the end of an ice age; the planet goes through cycles of heating and cooling relating to the sun’s heat fluctuations. Over a period of some hundreds or thousands of years, the polar ice caps might completely melt. That’s normal and fine. A warmer planet will have a longer growing season, and allow for more area to be planted.

Are you really feeling too hot these days? If so, you might be fat. I personally don’t like cold weather.

But the thing is: none of these predictions are correct. What they thought they could do with global warming a few decades ago is point to the fact that the weather is getting progressively warmer (because we are at the end of an ice age) and blame civilization. But the data didn’t deliver. None of these predictions about the weather have actually happened.

It’s really amazing how stupid people are, and it’s frankly alienating. I wanted to do a Self-Help Sunday on that this week, but here we are and I never got around to it. But it is hard being an intelligent person living in a world of morons. It’s tiresome. People on the right and faux-right are bad enough, but if you get into this leftist stuff it is just unbelievable. You can say they’re brainwashed, and that is obviously true – but you and I, dear reader, went through the same brainwashing. And here we are. And there they are: packed into a stadium cheering on a physically repulsive, mentally ill retarded girl who is demanding we all talk about her imaginary problems.

It would be one thing if things were great and we were making up fake problems just to challenge ourselves. But things are… not so great. We’ve got a lot of problems.

The situation with Greta is like if you told a retarded child that there was a monster in her closet that was going to kill her. Then you just kept telling her that her entire life. Then she went out and told people that there was a monster in her closet and they said “I know, we have to stop it by harassing everyone on earth all the time.”

There is probably something to be said about people who are incapable of dealing with real problems embracing a fantasy as a form of catharsis… but we can talk about that another time.

(Anglin’s Sloppy Joes! Sloopy, spergy, non-stick articles for your everyday needs! Now until he thinks of something else!)

The other thing I was gonna say was…. was…. was….

Oh, right – this is funny. When I saw Greta’s face, I thought she’d be talking about abortion. Remember when they did the Greta crossover with coronavirus? CNN was bringing her on as an expert on viruses. Or maybe as an expert in believing the experts.

One thing I can say about abortion: this is a real problem for hoes. Unlike coronavirus, police racism, the Ukraine, or global warming, lacking the ability to get an abortion will legitimately change a lot of women’s lives. I don’t think most men understand that most women have had at least one abortion by the time they’re out of high school. Birth control pills don’t really even seem to work very well. Of course, the point is being made that women can just drive across state lines to kill their children. But, we all know that abortion restrictions work the same as gun restrictions: both sides will take any win they can get in order to drive in a certain direction, and we passed a massive hurdle on the road to “coat-hanger or shut up.”

That and the gay stuff are the only things that actually benefit the people promoting them.

Well, Paul Joseph Watson promoted the Antifa riots in Hong Kong because he was afraid that if Chinese law was enforced in Hong Kong he wouldn’t be able to fly there for the twinks.

Note: Paul Joseph Watson is a homosexual and spread the rumor that he had sex with Ashton Birdie (or whatever her name is) to cover up being exposed. Before that he claimed to have a secret Chinese wife, which is why he was always flying to China. He is a sadistic homosexual who abuses young Asian twinks, which is why he is a neocon. Many homosexuals are neocons because of Islamic and Asian nations restricting gay sex.