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Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
December 6, 2017
[GROPING INTENSIFIES]
Welcome to the Grope Report, always bringing you the latest in grope, rape and bitch-grabbing related news.
Today, just like every other day before it, we have some exciting new developments in the grope scene.
First up is “The Ranch” star Danny Masterson who, true to his name, has been alleged to have “mastered” a couple of sluts 20 odd years ago [Editor’s note: “Mastered them with his dick” is the joke here. -AA].
Netflix is ending its relationship with The Ranch star Danny Masterson amid rape allegations against the actor, the streaming service announced Tuesday.
“As a result of ongoing discussions, Netflix and the producers have written Danny Masterson out of The Ranch,” a Netflix spokesperson said. “Yesterday was his last day on the show, and production will resume in early 2018 without him.”
His days of mastering bitches are over.
Masterson responded to the news in a statement provided to Huffington Post by his attorney: “I am obviously very disappointed in Netflix’s decision to write my character off of The Ranch. From day one, I have denied the outrageous allegations against me. I have never been charged with a crime, let alone convicted of one.”
This past March, three women told the Los Angeles police department that Masterson sexually assaulted them in the early 2000s, PEOPLE reported. Masterson denied the allegations.
That’s too bad, Danny. Don’t you know the alpha way of dealing with rape allegations?
You gotta roll with the punches, bro.
Next up!
Explosive allegations regarding Tom Hanks!
Everyone loves Tom Hanks. I can't stand him after what he did to me. He's worried about @realDonaldTrump for good reason. He knows trump is going after pedophiles. https://t.co/6iQbbJjJUR
— Sarah Ruth Ashcraft (@SaRaAshcraft) December 4, 2017
Is the bitch lying?
Who knows! Probably!
But the thing about #MeTooism is that it manifestly doesn’t matter whether the accuser is lying or not. All that matters is how much of a chad the guy being accused is.
So, Tom, do you want to do this like the filthy kike Weinstein and admit to jacking off in ficus plants? Or will you take it like a Roy Moore and embrace bitch-grabbing?
He’s got my vote, I can tell you that.
Next, we have a very special entry.
This one sets a new precedent, and it’s very good news for the future of our Grope Report show. It seems like making light of someone else’s grabbing antics – even if said joke was years ago – is now just as bad as doing the grabbing yourself, and is a firing offense.
Exciting!
In a year that has already seen it come under fire for passing on Ronan Farrow’s domino-tumbling expose of Harvey Weinstein, as well as for letting Matt Lauer run rampant across decades of pay raises, NBC is at last taking a principled stand against media figures who propagate sexual assault—and naturally, completely bungling that as well. As The Wrap reports, MSNBC has just cut ties with contributor Sam Seder over a tweet he wrote in 2009, a joke that sarcastically mocked Hollywood’s continued defense of director Roman Polanski on artistic grounds. “Don’t care re Polanski, but I hope if my daughter is ever raped it is by an older truly talented man w/a great sense of mise en scene,” that tweet read, a response written to the petition urging Polanski’s release from a brief arrest in Switzerland, largely because he is “one of the greatest contemporary filmmakers.” Because of this eight-year-old dig at the film industry’s morals—and the fact that “internally there was disgust over the tweet,” as a source tells The Wrap—Seder’s contract with the network will not be renewed.
To be fair, Jew, it was a good joke. I hope you have a happy life now that you’re on the sex offender list.
Better make sure you didn’t tweet eight year ago about someone else doing rape – that’s a big no no.
So now the new standard is both retroactive and vicarious: if you’ve ever made a comment about anyone else doing the groping, you’re basically unemployable.
Can anyone meet this new standard for not being a rapist? Probably not!
So I guess they should just fire everyone and just be done with it. But what am I saying? Then I wouldn’t have the joy of bringing your your daily dose of rape news!
So yeah, Jew media, if you can just keep disgracing 2-3 guys per day for the next few years, I’d appreciate it.
