HOLD THE HECKING LINE

IT’S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN.

HOLD THE LINE.

DO NOT SURRENDER YOUR SATOSHIS TO MICHAEL SAYLOR.

HOLD THE HECKING LINE.

But AVAX is garbage. Pull that shit and put it in Bitcoin.

Just joking.

I don’t give financial advice and I just made $X on AVAX.

Not enough to make up for that time I sold SOL to buy ADA, which was the single worst financial decision of my life.

The only actual hard advice I am ever going to give you on crypto is this: every cryptocurrency that is not called “Bitcoin” is, by definition, a “shitcoin.”

But if you’re some kind of lunatic who runs an anti-Semitic and anti-vax internet website which does not produce an income because you’re banned from all forms of monetization by Jews because you made a joke about a morbidly obese woman who had a heart attack in the middle of a riot and only 0.00001% of your [beloved, beautiful, handsome and extraordinarily generous] readers send you money, you might choose to trade shitcoins.

It’s one way to live.

But I mean, there are also people who gulp handfuls of Xanax chased with Five Hour Energy and start sweating profusely in a heavily air-conditioned room and then claim the resulting supernatural mental clarity was a result of Brain Force.

Then there are math geniuses that drink two Five Hour Energys at once and end up with ten hours of energy – with no crash.

People can live all different kinds of ways.

The only decision that is non-negotiable is a dwelling place outside of any major city with a massive stockpile of ammo.