Hunter Biden Convicted on Trumped-Up Gun Charges

Hunter Biden is not a criminal. He’s an artist, he’s a partier, and he’s the last hope for this country.

I don’t think this conviction means he shouldn’t run for president against his dad and Donald Trump.

Even if he has to run from jail, he must run.

Hunter Biden is the only man who can fix this messed-up country.


US President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter, was found guilty by a Delaware jury on Tuesday. He faced three federal charges relating to possession of a firearm while addicted to drugs.

Hunter Biden was accused of lying on a gun purchase form in 2018, falsely attesting that he was not a drug addict when, in fact, he was on crack cocaine at the time.

Tuesday’s verdict means Biden is the first son of a sitting president to be convicted in federal court. He could receive up to 25 years in prison, although the sentence is widely expected to be far more lenient.

In the course of the week-long trial, the jury heard details about Biden’s history with drugs, as well as testimony from his former romantic partners. They also viewed his personal messages and private photos. The prosecution had presented Hunter Biden’s laptop – the same one that sparked a 2020 scandal after the president’s son left it at a Delaware repair shop – as evidence.

Biden’s ex-wife and two ex-girlfriends testified about his crack-cocaine use and failed efforts to get clean. While Hunter did not take the stand, a key witness against him was Hallie Biden, the widow of his late brother Beau and a short-term romantic partner. She said that she had found the revolver in Hunter’s truck in October 2018, before panicking and throwing it in a store garbage can, where it was found later.

The prosecution presented texts purporting that Biden was trying to buy drugs around the time when he purchased the gun. In one of the text messages, he admitted to Hallie that he was smoking crack. The defense argued that Hunter Biden did not mean what he wrote and was simply attempting to push Hallie away.

“We ask you [to] find the law applies equally to this defendant as it would to anyone else,” prosecutor Derek Hines asked of the jury in the closing arguments. “When he chose to lie and buy a gun, he violated the law. We ask you return the only verdict supported by the evidence – guilty,” Hines said.

Being high on crack and waving around a gun is a crime on par with paying a hooker from the wrong bank account.

A guy who gets high on crack and plays with guns while surrounded by hookers was someone who back in my day was known as “a cool dude who likes to party.”

Partying is not a crime.

A lot of faggots and fat losers in this country don’t know shit about partying, but let me tell it to you straight: there are three primary components to a great party:

  • Cocaine
  • Hookers
  • Guns

I’ve never heard of a serious party that does not involve those three key elements.

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You can also play AC/DC and Motörhead or other quality 80s rock.

You can also play this mix tape:

Most of these faggots whining about Hunter wouldn’t know a real party if it shot them in the stomach then blew crack smoke in their fat faces. These people are obsessed with the fact that Hunter is tall, handsome, rich, and goes around the world having sex with beautiful women and getting free money. They’re just jealous of winners, which is why they love the loser Trump who only has sex with sickening old hookers and then forgets which bank account he’s supposed to pay them off from.

This Biden conviction is pure political persecution because the Democrats and the Republicans know that the only man in this country who can beat Biden and Trump is Hunter.

I have already endorsed Hunter Biden for President 2024.

This stupid fake conviction doesn’t change that one bit.

If anything, this fake conviction is just going to put more energy in Hunter 24.

In 2024, vote for someone who actually does shit.