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Shalom Shekelberg
Israeli Jew News Time
July 13, 2014
This week, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and Sheldon Adelson published an op-ed in the New York Times wherein they claimed that if we did not pass immigration reform, we would be losing out on some vast number of high-tech workers who the US taxpayer had already paid to educate.
They wrote:
We believe it borders on insanity to train intelligent and motivated people in our universities — often subsidizing their education — and then to deport them when they graduate. Many of these people, of course, want to return to their home country — and that’s fine. But for those who wish to stay and work in computer science or technology, fields badly in need of their services, let’s roll out the welcome mat.
Though hardcore Nazis, such as Andrew Anglin of the Daily Stormer, took issue with the statement, claiming it was ridiculous to imagine that the millions of unskilled laborers who the US government is presently trying to award with citizenship were working high-technology jobs as the three billionaires claimed, even normal non-Nazis were left scratching their heads as to how Latin American undocumented workers were contributing to the technology sector.
Thankfully, through his website change.org, the POTUS has released comprehensive profiles of many illegal Latin Americans who have contributed greatly to the technology sector of the US after having been given free educations by the American taxpayer.
Here are a few of the most moving profiles presented, which prove beyond doubt that the three billionaire advocates of mass Latino immigration are absolutely correct – we need more of these innovative Latins in the US if we hope to be able to compete in the global market.
Juanita Gomez swam to the US at the age of 19, an overweight mother of four. By 25, she was 30 percent fluent in English and had nine fatherless children when she enrolled at MIT through a minority scholarship program.
Last week, she was awarded the Nobel Prize in Medicine for her invention of a nano-based insulin delivery system for diabetics.
Jesus Sanchez joined a Mexican drug cartel at the age of 11 because of socioeconomics or colonialism or something. At 16 he was convicted of murdering three border patrol agents with a lead pipe in Arizona. Released on good behavior 8 months later, he enrolled in MIT.
Last week, he invented a time machine and travelled back to 1963 and stopped the assassination of John F. Kennedy.
Antonio Ramirez came to the United States at 38, an illiterate bean farmer looking for day labor in the parking lot of Home Depot. After viewing a speech of Barack Obama dubbed in Spanish, he decided to enroll at MIT and pursue his dreams.
At 45, he is now the CEO of the Rand Corporation.
Elvis Gonzalez became addicted to cocaine at the age of 9. By 13, he was doing gangland assassinations for MS13 in South Central LA. At sixteen, US taxpayers funded his enrollment at MIT.
Last week, he discovered the cure for cancer.
Wachita T’chuckuk came to Texas from Nicaragua at the age of 46, unable to speak English or Spanish. A week later, he was arrested for quadruple manslaughter after driving his pick-up truck through the wall of a preschool. Released from minimum security state prison four months later, he applied for a job at NASA.
Yesterday, he became the first man to walk on the surface of Mars.
Rosita Martinez came to El Paso to work as a prostitute at the age of fourteen. After being stabbed 17 times and dumped in a shallow grave, she was rescued by Barack Obama, who happened to be walking by. Hillary Clinton helped the illiterate Rosita fill out the enrollment forms for MIT.
Last week, she successfully performed the world’s first human brain transplant.
Julio Diego was born blind and deaf. At the age of 6, his cocaine-addicted, bean-farming mother sent him to beg on the streets of San Jose.
By 14, he had a Ph.D in computer science.
He is now the head of a DARPA project to terraform the moon.
Christos Garcia entered the US as a drug smuggler through a tunnel under the Rio Grande at the age of 51. After sharing a Chicago taxi with a young Barack Obama, he discovered hope and decided to enroll at MIT for free.
Last week, he invented a new form of quantum rocket propulsion that experts claim will allow humans to colonize distant star systems.
Ricardo Jesus Ramirez came to Florida by rickety boat, unable to recall which South American country he originated from. By the age of 29, he was given a tax-payer funded minority scholarship to enroll at MIT.
Last week, he invented a Gundam suit which Barack Obama believes will enable humans to ward off an alien invasion.
Jesus Jaminiez was abandoned by his mother in the jungle of Honduras at the age of 3. By 19, he was the second in command of the second largest Mexican drug cartel in Texas. At 21, he graduated from MIT and founded a silicon Valley start-up.
Last week, Jaminiez Technologies released plans for a form of genetically modified soy bean capable of being grown on the bottom of the ocean which Barack Obama says will cure all of the starvation in India.
Pedro Valdez had his legs blown off by Columbian cocaine Lords at the age of 5. By the age of 7, he was using a makeshift wheelchair made of wood to head for the the US border. At 9, he did the backstroke across the Rio Grande and evaded ICE agents by running with his hands across the Arizona desert. By 12, he had graduated from MIT as valedictorian of rocket science.
Last week, he successfully opened a Stargate to an alternate dimension.
