IMF Cunt Announces Global Economic Downturn in Response to Omicron

According to their own bullshit, the Omicron variant is not dangerous and is not doing anything.

They are saying that at the same time they are saying all of this other stuff.

Can people just not believe that powerful people would lie to them on purpose?

Reuters:

The International Monetary Fund is likely to lower its global economic growth estimates due to the new Omicron variant of the coronavirus, the global lender’s chief said at the Reuters Next conference on Friday in another sign of the turmoil unleashed by the ever-changing pandemic.

Omicron has spread rapidly to at least 40 countries since it was first reported in South Africa last week, officials say, and many governments have tightened travel rules to try to keep it out.

“A new variant that may spread very rapidly can dent confidence, and in that sense, we are likely to see some downgrades of our October projections for global growth,” IMF Managing Director Kristalina Georgieva told the conference.

Oh yeah?

How’s it gonna affect Amazon’s profits, you insufferable cunt?

How about Pfizer? They gonna see a downturn, Kristalina?

Whatever.

I’m just especially shocked because no one could have predicted this.

You do you, IMF.

I already bought the dip.

I’m eating steak tonight.