In America, Sometimes a Mexican Breaks Out of Prison and Kills Your Whole Family

Them’s the ropes, amigo.

It’s the high cost of living large in a land of vibrancy.

New York Post:

The 66-year-old man and four of his grandsons killed Thursday by an escaped Texas prison inmate at their family ranch were remembered as an “amazing” and “close-knit” family.

Mark Collins, 66; Waylon Collins, 18; Carson Collins, 16; Hudson Collins, 11; and Bryson Collins, 11 were allegedly slain by Gonzalo Lopez — who who was serving a life sentence for killing a man but had been on the lam since hijacking a prison bus in mid-May.

“What happened to the Collins family is unspeakable,” Harris County Sheriff’s Det. David Crain, a close friend of the family, said, according to CNN affiliate KTRK-TV.

During a Friday ceremony held at a baseball field 30 miles from Houston, he called the youngsters “bright, shining stars,” multiple outlets reported.

Steve Bezner, the family’s pastor, said Collins and his grandsons were an “amazing family” that was “close-knit and of deep faith,” CNN reported.

I’m sure if we could bring back this man and his grandkids, through some kind of satanic communication ritual, they would say “it was worth it for the taco stands.”

The American people would rather live fast and die young in a land of vibrancy than live long in a land where their only food choices are burgers and pizza.