Insane McCain Orders US Firms to Remove Themselves from Russia

Daily Stormer
March 31, 2014

John McCain: Keeping America proud of itself.
John McCain: Keeping America proud of itself.

In a characteristically crazy rant, the senile and deranged John McCain, who is apparently allowed to speak on behalf of the US government, has declared that US corporations may be ordered to pull out of Russia so that the terrorist coup which overthrew the elected government of the Ukraine can save the freedom of democracy.

From PressTV:

McCain told Bloomberg Television that it would be “a tough call,” but that companies like ExxonMobil, Ford, General Electric and Pepsi might have to pull out or roll back their presence in Russia if President Vladimir Putin doesn’t withdraw troops from Ukraine’s border.

“If we declare sanctions of a certain kind with their companies and corporations, obviously it would inhibit their way to do business, their ability to do business there,” McCain said. “We don’t want to hurt our own economy.”

Still, McCain also insisted that the sort of sanctions that could affect titans of American business are a long way off, even as he noted that former President Jimmy Carter ­– not one of the Arizona Republican’s favorite past presidents – took strong steps against the Soviet Union in the 1970s.

“These kinds of sanctions you’re talking about would only be if he went much further. It would only be considered if he went much further,” McCain said on Bloomberg’s “Political Capital.”

“I think we have to just understand that if we let this kind of thing unchecked, it not only allows Putin a free reign, but what’s the message around the world?”

McCain’s comments came the same day that President Obama told Putin during a phone call that a de-escalation of the crisis is possible “only if Russia pulls back its troops and does not take any steps to further violate Ukraine’s territorial integrity and sovereignty,” according to the White House.

McCain added “I’ve got a green pop-sickle that drips globby nobbies, and this jingle don’t jangle! Wistle-pop pickle triple we’ve got ourselves a simple pimple. Pull out the nukes and put on the juke box, we need a war, war, war for the lisple du choir. Plippity pop wop pow wang-zu!”