Iran Slaps America in the Face with His Penis, Vows to Repeat the Action “Until Everyone Starts Crying”

Do these seem like people you want to push over the edge?

Good morning, friend.

Our friends in the East have vowed to take further steps against Jews.


Tehran will ignore US warnings not to intervene in the Hamas-Israel conflict, Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi has said. He also blasted the West over alleged reluctance to help end the hostilities.

In an interview with Qatar-based Al Jazeera on Saturday, Raisi said that Washington “is asking us not to move while providing broad support to the Zionist entity… This is an invalid demand.”

Holy shit, did he say that in English? I have no idea if he speaks Arabic; he probably does. But in English, that sounds like I wrote it.

Townes Van Zandt used to say he wished he’d written “Dead Flowers” (it was written by Keith and Mick).

“This is an invalid demand” is the sentence I wish I would have written.

The Iranian president also claimed that Israel’s expanded ground operations in Gaza were a failure, describing it as “the second victory [for Palestinians] following [the launch of] Operation al-Aqsa Storm,”referring to the initial surprise attack by Hamas on Israel on October 7.

He also said that the United States had sent messages to the ‘Axis of Resistance’ – referring to an informal alliance of anti-Western and anti-Israel forces in the Middle East – and “received a practical and public answer on the ground.”

Didn’t I invent that term yesterday?

No, wait – I said “Axis of Justice.”

He’s good, but I think in this case, my term is much better.

Though I still think “Super Friends” is really the one we can all agree is most appropriate.

But of Czar Putin and Emperor Xi, which is Superman and which is Batman? I guess Putin has to be Batman. That’s just obvious.

Hamas is the Green Lantern, for sure.

I’ll bet you didn’t catch that was going somewhere edgy, huh?

Seriously, Super Friends jokes about killing Israeli civilians???

Just how edgy is this Anglin guy???

Did you see the title???

“Penis slapping”????

(By the way, if you’re over the age of 15, please understand that while you’re welcome here, this website is primarily written for people younger than you.)

Raisi went on to accuse the US and some unnamed European countries of “obstructing the ceasefire in Gaza,” calling such policies “a crime.” He added that “the United States’ calculations in the region are completely wrong, and said it will not achieve its goals with a new Middle East,” stressing that Tehran’s support for the Palestinians “is not subject to compromise.”

After the Hamas attack on Israel earlier this month, US President Joe Biden pledged unconditional support for Israel while warning Iran to be “careful.” At the same time, he stopped short of backing a cessation of hostilities, with several US media outlets reporting that the State Department had distributed a memo to its diplomats advising them to avoid calling for “de-escalation” or a “ceasefire” in Gaza.

That ratty little kike Ben Shapiro keeps saying Palestine is BLM because “the left supports Hamas.”

Can you imagine the “Mr. Child Tranny Obsessive” Joe Biden coming out and offering “unconditional support” for white supremacists mass-murdering black children?

Nope, nope, nope.

It’s Jew gibberish, Benny.

Everyone knows it.