Is Kavanaugh Actually Based? Tried to Rape, Kill a Bitch

Adrian Sol
Daily Stormer
September 17, 2018

These totally credible allegations make Kavanaugh look way more badass than I initially thought.

The Brett Kavanaugh confirmation vote is coming up, and in spite of a few bouts of leftist protest/whining, things have gone more or less smoothly for him.

He’s a spotlessly qualified candidate who’d already been aggressively vetted by the democrats when he was nominated to be a federal judge a few years back.

So whatever weaksauce excuses the dems are currently presenting against him are just theater to appease their base.

The only real challenge to Brett is that neon-nazis find him to be too moderate and boring.

And then – BOOM – the badass rape and violence story comes out to boost Brett’s hard-right street cred.

Coincidence?

You can’t be a legitimate Republican figure in 2018 unless you’re known to smack a bitch.

CNN:

A woman accusing Judge Brett Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct more than 30 years ago came forward publicly Sunday, detailing her allegations about the Supreme Court nominee in an interview with The Washington Post.

Yeah, wink wink, nudge nudge.

This happened 30 years ago. Totally unverifiable and well past any statutes of limitation.

In other words, hypothetically, if Brett were to have leaked this fake story to the press to get Alt-Right pundits hyped for him, there would be absolutely no negative consequences for him, legal or otherwise.

Nobody could realistically prove that he’s a fraud who never even smacked a skank around or grabbed anyone by the pussy.

The perfect crime.

Wow, I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt, but if he really hoaxed himself as a cool thot patroller, he’s a real scumbag.

The paper said Christine Blasey Ford, a professor in California, reached out to the Post in July as Kavanaugh’s name appeared on short lists to replace Justice Anthony Kennedy, but she opted not to speak with the Post on the record for weeks. As her private outreach to California Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein became public over the past week, she decided to go ahead and speak out herself, Sunday’s report said.

“Now I feel like my civic responsibility is outweighing my anguish and terror about retaliation,” Ford told the Post.

Ford said she kept silent about the alleged incident until she was in couples’ therapy with her husband in 2012. Her husband, Russell Ford, recalled to the Post that she talked during their 2012 sessions about the incident and said she had mentioned Kavanaugh’s last name and that he was a federal judge who might be on the Supreme Court eventually.

In a statement on Friday, Kavanaugh denied the reported allegations that while at a party during his time in high school, he pushed a woman into a room, locked the door to the room along with another male and tried to take off the woman’s clothes.

“I categorically and unequivocally deny this allegation. I did not do this back in high school or at any time,” his statement said.

Asked for a response to Ford’s detailed allegations, White House deputy press secretary Raj Shah offered CNN the same denial Kavanaugh issued previously.

The White House would not comment further.

Going through the allegation she had made in her letter, Ford told the Post that Kavanaugh and his friend were drunk at the time and that he put his hand over her mouth when she tried to scream.

“I thought he might inadvertently kill me,” Ford said. “He was trying to attack me and remove my clothing.”

Look, just like everyone else, I want to believe this story. I really do.

But let’s be real here. Does Kavanaugh really look like that kind of chad?

Nope.

Plus, a bunch of other women came out of the woodwork to reveal inconvenient details about Brett’s past dealings with women, throwing the whole story into suspicion.

All these skanks paint Brett as some kind of top respecter of women or whatever.

Total virgin-tier loser.

I think this is just some desperate attempt by Brett to get the nomination in spite of the strong anti-cuck bias against him.

Will it work? I don’t know.

Frankly, just the fact that he’d play this move shows he has more cojones than I’d given him credit for. So we’ll see.

But all these political figures promoting their shtick by having mysterious women claiming to be their rape-victims is really desensitizing the public against this crap, isn’t it?

Soon, neon-Nazis are gonna be like, “whatever dude, we’ll believe it when we see you smacking these thots on video. Until then, we’ll just assume you’re a cuck like the rest of em’.”