Israel Seizes AP Equipment [NOTE: Article Contains Important Information]

Let’s give a round of applause to the Jews for not killing these journalists, and simply seizing their equipment.

After all, they had every right to kill them because of October 7th and the Holocaust. Yet they showed mercy.

That’s the kind of people the Jews are. They are the best and most moral of all people. Even when they should kill you, because you’re a journalist and because of the Holocaust, they decide to let you live, out of pure kindness.

For a normal human, it is basically impossible to imagine anyone this righteous and moral.

The Guardian:

Israeli officials have seized a camera and broadcasting equipment belonging to the Associated Press in southern Israel, in the latest moves against media covering the Gaza war.

Officials accused the US-based wire service, which has subscribers around the globe, of violating a new media law by providing images to Al Jazeera.

The Qatari satellite channel, which is among thousands of clients that receive live video feeds from the AP, was forced to close its offices in Israel on 5 May after a government vote to use new laws to close the satellite news network’s operations in the country.

Officials from the communications ministry arrived at the AP location in the southern Israeli border town of Sderot on Tuesday afternoon and seized the equipment, handing the news agency a piece of paper, signed by the communications minister, Shlomo Karhi, a member of Benjamin Netanyahu’s Likud party, alleging it was violating the country’s foreign broadcaster law.

The Associated Press decries in the strongest terms the actions of the Israeli government to shut down our longstanding live feed showing a view into Gaza and seize AP equipment,” said Lauren Easton, the vice-president of corporate communications at the news organisation.

“The shutdown was not based on the content of the feed but rather an abusive use by the Israeli government of the country’s new foreign broadcaster law.

“We urge the Israeli authorities to return our equipment and enable us to reinstate our live feed immediately so we can continue to provide this important visual journalism to thousands of media outlets around the world.”

Why does that sound so familiar?

Oh, right – Adolf Hitler urged the Jews to return his equipment.

This is truly sick.

Before the equipment was seized, it was broadcasting a general view of northern Gaza. AP complies with Israel’s military censorship rules, which prohibit broadcasts of details such as troops movements that could endanger soldiers. The live shot has generally shown smoke rising over the territory.

The seizure followed a verbal order on Thursday to cease the live transmission – which the news organisation refused to do.

“In accordance with the government decision and the instruction of the communications minister, the communications ministry will continue to take whatever enforcement action is required to limit broadcasts that harm the security of the state,” the ministry said in a statement.

It harms the security of the state.

And the state is Jews.

Jews not having security means that they will be Holocausted.

Do you remember the tale called Boy Meets World? It was about a kind-hearted rat-faced Jew banging some fire-tittied chubby Mexican-looking bitch.

And that bitch’s name was Topanga. She should have been named Pangea, because her tits were like a single continent in the center of the earth.

If I was a single-celled organism in the primordial ooze, I’d evolve legs so I could squirm up in-between those ultra-jugs. Oh baby.

I’d squirm so hard I’d cause the Big Bbang.

This nigga knows what I’m saying:

When I was 12 I jacked off so hard to Topanga I broke my wrist. I had to tell my mom I snapped it trying to open a jar of mayonnaise (in fact, I was using the mayonnaise as lube).

It was a magic story.

However, there is a much darker tale than this about a kind-hearted rat-faced Jew. A tale so dark that we have to have a museum on every block in every city in the world so we remember it and think about it for at least four hours every day.

The tale was called: Shoe Meets Pile.

This was not the story of the creation of the universe by me jacking off with mayonnaise. It was the saddest of all tales: a tale about shoes getting thrown in a pile by evil laughing Germans.

“When the German pulled off my shoes and threw them in the pile, he giggled like a schoolboy who had just discovered he could use mayonnaise as a masturbation aid,” one survivor remembered while crying like a scared little single-celled organism lost in the primordial ooze, waiting for a Big Bang that may never come.