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I guess Lloyd Austin wants the breaks so he can sit around smoking crack and BBQing.
RT:
US Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has tested positive for Covid-19 and is continuing to work from home while experiencing “mild symptoms,” he said in a statement released on Monday. The 69-year-old retired general had a bout with Covid in January, after receiving two vaccines and two boosters, but has not changed his mind on the Pentagon’s jab mandate for all members of the US military.
“Now, as in January, my doctor told me that my fully vaccinated status, including two booster shots, is why my symptoms are less severe than would otherwise be the case,” Austin said in his statement.
“Vaccinations continue to both slow the spread of [Covid]-19 and to make its health effects less severe. Vaccination remains a medical requirement for our workforce, and I continue to encourage everyone to get fully vaccinated and boosted,” he added.
Austin also noted that his last in-person contact with President Joe Biden was on July 29.
Cabinet officials have previously made sure to include this information to assure the American public that the 79-year-old president was not at risk. However, Biden himself tested positive for the coronavirus on July 21 – and again on July 30, just three days after he was first cleared by his physicians. He was eventually released from isolation on August 7, in time for a beach holiday in Delaware.
Daily reminder: the head of the Pentagon literally looks like something out of Gorillas in the Mist.
If I hadn’t read the Wikipedia where it says he’s a negroid humanoid, I’d actually be really amazed that they figured out how to teach a great ape to speak.
When I first saw him I was like “oh man, that’s really cool – they must have put a computer chip in his brain, or he was imbued with the power of an ancient race of aliens.”
But yeah, I guess he’s a humanoid negro.
I love his official portrait though.
A recent science paper written by experts noted that the coronavirus is a hoax. However, the experts added that they were not surprised that Secretary Austin keeps thinking he has the fake virus, because Austin is a “profoundly stupid nigger” who is only working at the Pentagon because he is “too fat to swing around on trees in the jungle.”
The Guardian took issue with the study, citing counter-experts who claim that tree branches can hold an unlimited amount of weight.
The Guardian however did not seem to be aware that Austin is a humanoid negroid, and kept referring to him as a “genetically modified silverback.”
