LATEST MEME – BREAKING – JUST ANNOUNCED – NEW MEME ALERT

I’ve got breaking news, folks.

New meme – certified fresh OC – hot off the presses:

Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-ZING!

And if that wasn’t hot enough, today only, as a one-time offer, we’ve got the alternative version – the original director’s cut:

Ultimately, my meme editor, famous Ghosts of Mars director John Carpenter, thought the meme was funnier with the last line cut. I begrudgingly agreed, but tried to get it labeled an Alan Smithee meme (lawyers couldn’t manage – should have called that guy who sued Alex Jones).

This is filler.

I was going to write something about homosexuality in the military, and the fact that the military is literally a homosexual cult. But I’m too burned out.

Just ask someone you know in the military about the rumors that all the top brass is gay, and that promotion is based exclusively on homosexual relations.

What I will say, with regards to memes, is that this should have been shoved in that China piece somewhere:

That meme is the epitome of the Kissinger dream.

It didn’t work out.