Laura Loomer Swallows Florida District Primary Whole

Just what we need – another Jewish Congressman!

Nah, I joke, I joke.

Laura’s great. She’s a real trooper.

And she’s going to stop the bias.

I mean, she’s going to lose, because it’s a totally Democrat district.

Washington Post:

A right-wing commentator supported by Trump confidant Roger Stone and far-right radio host Alex Jones defeated five opponents in the Florida Republican primary Tuesday in the congressional district that includes Mar-a-Lago and its notable voters, President Trump and first lady Melania Trump.

Laura Loomer, 27, will face four-term Democratic Rep. Lois Frankel in the November general election. Frankel, who has served in Congress since 2013 and ran unopposed two years ago, easily defeated primary challenger Guido Weiss, a former legislative assistant for Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii). Frankel will be the favorite in the heavily Democratic district that covers a swath of Palm Beach and Broward counties.

Loomer, whose campaign manager, Karen Giorno, was an adviser to Donald Trump’s Florida presidential campaign in 2016, said it’s time to flip the district red, while casting herself as the most “Trumpian” of the six candidates.

A Twitter account that supports her quoted Loomer in a fundraising message on Tuesday night as saying that “Congress is about to get Loomered,” and “I will have plenty of opportunities in the halls of Congress to confront The Squad members & call them out on their support 4 Communism & j1had1st alliances.”

Loomer was banned from Twitter and Facebook in 2018 for what many considered to be hate speech against Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.), one member of the “Squad” of four freshman, minority congresswomen.

Loomer said her main issue is law and order.

“There’s a major divide and there’s increasing amounts of political violence and instability taking place in our country because there’s lawlessness and anarchy that’s being promoted by the Democrats,” Loomer said in an interview last week.

Loomer raised the most money in the race by far and outspent her primary opponents by a large margin.

This isn’t really a bad sign at all.

Loomer is a horrible whining Jewess, but she’s also relatively far-right in her views, and she’s a character from the internet.

She could be leading the way for more people from the internet to win elected office, which would be good for all of us.

Now, she just needs to work on reducing her caloric intake and making herself look more like the photoshopped picture of herself she uses in her campaign ads.