Madonna Looks Perfectly Normal to Me

Madonna is having trouble aging. Appearing at the Grammys on Sunday night, she revealed that she’s totally replaced her face with what looks like a Leatherface mask.

However, I’m frankly more disgusted by Taylor Swift, who is much younger and much, much fatter than Madonna.

If the woman who was formerly an icon of beauty (and, frankly, conservative Christian values) is going to gain that kind of weight, she should have the decency to remain in her home. If she needs to go out for an emergency, she should wear a burka.

Celebrity women in general are somehow even more gross than the women we all know and are repulsed by.