It’s not Anus Month, guys.
There is no Anus Month.
Months are just a way of measuring time using astral bodies. A month can’t be an anus any more than a woman can drive one of those badass Polaris side-by-sides that I would just buy instead of a car, quite frankly.
Make them start using the term “pride month denialism.”
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