Michelle Obama Whines About the Skin-Hatred She Continues to Endure

Michelle Obama, the prehistoric ape famous for being Barack Obama’s beard during the most “I can’t believe that actually happened” presidential administration in American history, spoke at a woman’s event in Colorado this week.

Like most Western women when given a microphone, the 53-year-old silverback – who is so high on Negro testosterone that many people believe she was born a man – whined about the “cuts” that women endure while living in an advanced First World nation.

However, Michelle also used the event to whine about the racism she encountered both during and after her stint in the White House.

Cosmopolitan:

Michelle Obama has spoken out about the racism she still faces after leaving the White House. During a recent on-stage appearance at the Women’s Foundation of Colorado’s 30th anniversary celebration, Obama was asked about the obstacles she faced as America’s first black FLOTUS and specifically which “falling glass” cut her the deepest when she broke the glass ceiling of race.

“The shards that cut me the deepest were the ones that intended to cut,” she said, per the Denver Post. “Knowing that after eight years of working really hard for this country, there are still people who won’t see me for what I am because of my skin color. Women, we endure those cuts in so many ways that we don’t even notice we’re cut. We are living with small tiny cuts, and we are bleeding every single day, and we’re still getting up.”

You’ve almost got to admire the audacity of this knuckle-dragging, lice-picking, fruit-foraging, tree-swinging, armpit-scratching Negress.

American citizens put Michelle’s husband into the White House, whereupon she lived a life of luxury at the White taxpayer’s expense, and she still dwells on the “racism” she suffered from a minority of based Internet trolls.

What an ungrateful bonobo.

Michelle is old news now, but the mindset she demonstrates is characteristic of Blacks: you can literally give them office in the United States, where they have dominion over the White majority, and they’ll still complain about the specter of skin-hatred.

Personally, I look forward to the day when Michelle and Barack are shipped backed to Africa with nothing but their Comet Ping Pong T-shirts to keep them warm. I imagine the “cuts” that America gave Michelle won’t seem so bad when she’s being hunted in the Congolese jungle by a pack of dart-blowing cannibals who haven’t eaten in three days.