It’s that wonderful time of year again.
That magical time when we celebrate the joys of a man ramming his penis, tongue, and fists into another man’s anus.
We call this “love.”
And we’re damn proud of it.
It’s what America is all about.
I hope everyone has a great time this month having things jammed up their rectums.
Remember: this is what we are fighting for.
It’s who we are: anal fisting.