It’s amazing that TMZ still uses these random ellipses.
It’s funny to be like “yeah people are so retarded we have to break up their sentences so they don’t get bored reading the sentence.”
TMZ:
Nancy Pelosi’s husband, Paul Pelosi, was arrested this weekend for DUI … TMZ has learned.
The House Speaker’s spouse was arrested just before midnight Saturday night in Napa County, and then booked hours later into jail on two counts — driving under the influence and driving with a blood alcohol content level of 0.08 or higher … both misdemeanors.
The details of the incident of the arrest have yet to surface, and we’re working on getting a full narrative — as well as a mug shot if available — but at the moment, this is all there is.
BTW, the arrest info here lines up with what we know about Paul publicly, especially his birthday — listed as April 15, 1940. Indeed, the guy’s 82 years old.
No word on whether the Speaker herself was with Paul during this bust — as you know, she’s often in D.C. for her job … but since it’s Memorial Day weekend, she could’ve possibly been back home with her family for a bit — but it seems unlikely. At the moment, it appears she’s in Rhode Island for a commencement speech to graduates there.
She hasn’t publicly acknowledged Paul’s arrest, and neither have any of her children or immediate family as far as we can tell.
You know how when you see something your brain immediately starts filling parts of it in before your eyes have fully processed it? There’s some Greek term for that, and a lot of those French faggots used it – I can’t remember what it is right now. Get back to me after I am halfway into this Sunday wine on that one.
But yeah, so I saw the word “arrest” and the picture of the Pelosis on Twitter, and immediately thought it was over insider trading, and I was thinking “no way” until I read the other words.
If I was in the middle of an ongoing insider trading scandal, I would probably go out and get arrested for a DUI, then start very publicly doing some really shady things to make it seem like I was trying to manipulate my DUI case. That would be a really smart way to get people to stop talking about and thinking about your insider trading scheme.
But of course, that probably didn’t happen. Democrats are literally above the law. This Sussmann trial is the biggest sham I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s a fake jury. Anyway, it’s a fake trail, as all the crimes were committed by Hillary Clinton. This is like putting Iago on trial for Jafar’s crimes.